I'm a mole.Submitted by spacehabitats on Fri, 06/08/2012 - 20:35
OK guys. You caught me. For the last 4 years and 20 weeks I have been laying in wait so that when Rand Paul made his traitorous endorsement of Mitt Romney I could show up and support him.
Yes, I know, its hard to believe all of the things I have done to keep up the masquerade. Don't think it was easy supervising my minions as they put up that 8x4 foot Ron Paul 2012 sign with twinkling Christmas lights. The wind chill factor was like 5 below and we practically got frostbite while my handler was back in a cozy NSA bunker watching the whole charade remotely, sipping hot chocolate.
And that time back on Super Tuesday 2008 when my wife and kids and I walked for miles through freezing rain in St. Joseph, Missouri going door-to-door pretending to spread the message of Ron Paul.
And the hours that I spent composing my disinformation post "Why I Am Endorsing Mitt Romney (and Not Ron Paul)". Do you think it was easy trying to think like someone who actually didn't like Mitt when, in fact, he was my true hero?
At the time I thought it would be a small price to pay if only I could, at this critical juncture, trick even a few of you into compromising your Libertarian principles and following Comrade Rand onto the dark side.
Unfortunately for my Bilderberg bosses and the vast global fascist conspiracy that we serve, my cover has been blown. You all were too smart for me. You were too smart for us all. Fluoridated water, chem trails, polio vaccines; one by one you have brilliantly evaded our traps.
And now, with my usefulness spent, It is time for me to retreat to that lair of traitors, The Ron Paul Forums.
Good Bye..... for now.