DP Exclusive! Satan Endorses Ron Paul!Submitted by chris cudnoski on Sat, 06/09/2012 - 21:20
With the whole world already talking about Ron Paul, yet another surprise hit the campaign with the surprise announcement on Saturday that Satan, the lord of the fiery underworld himself, was endorsing Ron Paul for president.
"Like Ron Paul, I am very old" stated the horrific beastly apparition "Ron has a big nose, I have a big nose, as well as the ears. Also, we both like gold".