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What Position Should Ron Paul Offer Romney in his Cabinet?

As a purely conciliatory measure, symbolic if nothing else, Dr. Paul should at least make public what position he would consider offering Mr. Romney within his cabinet.

My idea would be Secretary of Liquidating all the Furniture, Computers Etc from the former Depts of Education, Energy, Commerce Etc. (Sec. of LFCEFDEECE)

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How about mittens becoming a moving target

for Drone practice? Only using non-lethal weapons so that we don't "waste" him right off the get go.

Cabinet?, Send him to the front lines in Afghanistan...

He seems eager to go to war there

I've heard he's great with dogs

if it's a choice between animal care and romneycare i know which i'd pick

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

A Cabinet Position.

I'd say a standing position - but the doors should be kept locked so he can't get out!


Mittens might learn a thing or two from President Paul.

Right, Skill Set: The Liquidator

Cut jobs - bureacraut jobs.

Sound checks

Personal ball washer

Personal ball washer

Sounds like someone...

...the TSA would hire for the poor guys who have been groped by them.

Shoe -shine boy.

Two bits per hour. {:-)

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Since Romney likes bigger government

I think Ron Paul should create a token low funded department and make Romney the head of it. It's tough to think of anything new though, since our mammoth government has a department for everything.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f-kfRREA8M , that's the kind of place I'd have in mind for ole mittens...

Firing people

The TSA, FDA, DOE etc...Romney likes to fire people

Preparation through education is less costly than learning through tragedy

He can be Carol Paul's...

...chauffeur and she can even invite Mrs.Romney to go shopping with her while Mitt drives them. Mitt can pick out some of Ron Paul's suits for him. Geez, give the guy a break..hah...at least he knows how to dress!lol

This is funny

because Romney looks like a chauffeur! LoL

fiddle dee dee

Ha ha ha...don't know if...

...you have the advertisement picture on your screen. but right under your post is a picture of an empty kitchen! No furniture,small appliances, or anything! Was just funny! I almost thought you added a picture of an empty room for a minute! How fitting was that!?

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November 6th 2012 I voted for Dr.Ron Paul
"We must remember, elections are short-term efforts. Revolutions are long-term projects." ~ Ron Paul

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Dog catcher...

Dog catcher or pooper scooper, either one is fine with me.


The Secret Service

already walks the dog.

The same position

David Carradine had in his.

Food taster

Ball washer
Magic underwearer
Secretary of R-money-shots

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I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility to every form of tyranny over the mind of man.


Oops, sorry, thought you said position in his desk.. I feel so stupid.. nevermind


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Norfolk, VA

Time to INVESTIGATE the investigators of 9/11. PROSECUTE the prosecutors. EXPOSE the cover-up.

Secretary of Treasury

since all he cares about is money.

fiddle dee dee

Chief bottle washer

and Pooper Scooper

Streamlining Czar.

He was very good at putting companies out of business so he can do the same for the government bureaucracies. I see that has been posted several times so it must be the popular choice.

"Jesus answered them: 'Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who commits sin is a slave to sin. The slave does not remain in the house forever; the son remains forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.'" (John 8:34-36)

Spin coordinator after all he has the ability to be on every

side of an argument, the only fault is if his lips are moving you know he is lying.

hatchet man

... no one likes that guy

"I'm sorry folks, don't know how to say this ... but ...

... your entire agency has been cut from the Federal budget... permanently"