Just Entered Official Contest to "Spend A Day on the Road With Mitt Romney."

LOL

My friend mentioned to me (for the second time) that he got his favorite beverage for something like 1/3 of retail, and I was about to ask him if he thought the company would ever find out that his friend on the inside was ripping them off, when an alternate perspective hit me.

Dr. Everett Rogers put forth first the theory of how new ideas spread through populations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everett_Rogers#Diffusion_of_Inn...
Which has been modified and modernized to include a group in the middle called spreaders or, in the case of something going 'viral', sneezers.

You see, my friend doesn't drink alone and has white Russians if he does. Generally he has people over and they all enjoy the microbrew he provides, ask where he gets it, can they get a discount too (maybe). My friend is a sneezer. He could be compared to the young 'urban' men who shoplifted, I believe Diesel brand jeans (will post link) out of proportion to other brands. The retailers offered to put in more security to protect the jeans from theft but the company said no, let them go. The people who stole them wore them, providing the best advertising a pair of jeans can buy.

Also, if you hear someone on the street exclaiming to their friend how much they love Subway Sandwiches, well, now we have 'paid sneezers' of course.

If you are the owner of that Microbrewery, or another small business, or maybe you're just really into some political figure or another, which are you?

Are you an early adopter amazed at all these 'newbies' talkin' about Ron Paul all of a sudden?

Are you a sneezer who is always around people and loves it, and won't stop talking about Ron Paul?

Are you a laggard reading this in the year 2014?

Are you an innovator, discovering something completely original (like Ron Paul) and just running with it from the word go?

(pre-publication draft)

...running for local office and ask for HIS endorsement! Bwahaha!

So far it's just me and someone from Nantucket who've entered. That puts my odds around 51/50 of winning I do believe.

You will become the crowd at every stop.

I looked for a Romney crowd shot from his bus tour photos.

There is not 1 crowd shot anywhere. You can't find any.

The only photo with people shows 3-4 rows with a huge Romney banner behind it.

His only real supporters are the corporations and banksters who selected him. They apparently don't travel with him.

Romney is speaking to a make believe crowd.

Please get photos of him pretending to talk to this large crowd.

Hilarious!

Speaking of Mitt "Lonesome Roads" Romney ... his campaign made a well advertised scheduled stop in Holland, Michigan today holding a rally at Holland State Park. Mind you this area is ultra-right wing in political demographic with a heavy Dutch Reformed influence, congressman Bill Huizenga was in attendence along with several local Republican officials ... and the turnout was horrible! It was so bad the local news didn't show one shot of the crowd, only signs held up in the very front row could be seen. It was such a flop that the only way the local media could spin it was turn it into a fluff piece and announce the flavor when Romney stopped for an ice cream cone. There is absolutely no real support for this guy it is all a fabricated vote flipped illusion, if he goes one on one with Obama he will be smashed. Tampa is going to be very interesting!

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Tell him you've heard that mormons support the constitution in a big way. Ask him why he doesn't.

before getting caught ; )

....and the winner is ....Marco Rubio!!!