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Last Ditch Effort to Sway 2012 Election: GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head




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The Onion -- the only

The Onion -- the only accurate news source in America.

Hey! I recognize him...

he is an old Detroit Lions Fan!

Seems like a...

...Conan O'Brian skit.

Why Isn't The Right To Be Wrong In The Constitution?

Possibly the closest that the founders came to identifying the foundational right to be wrong is in the Declaration of Independence, section two: '...they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness'. "pursuit of happiness".

Obviously what makes me happy may not be what makes you happy. You may even find my idea of 'happiness' to be distasteful or even clearly wrong.

It may even be that the rights to life and liberty are dependent on the 'happiness' clause, which is basically the right to exercise one's free will. Liberty is free will, and for the pre-deterministist, even the right to life must be seen as the right to make decisions, right or wrong, even if one is just following an unconscious script.

(part 2 draft 1) see part 1 here:
The Right To Be Wrong: Your First and Foundational Right
http://www.dailypaul.com/241723/open-thread-what-are-the-fas...

Potential Annualized National Debt Allowance - a look back at 40 years of PANDA diplomacy next Pandaline

I know who it is !!!!!

I know who it is !!!! It is Murray Langston (the Unknown Comic).

RickStone

It's the Wellerbee Bag Man!

You know, the mascot for the Wellerbee Bag and Sack Company of Ohio.

He must know something about business working out of the corporate headquarters and all...

Potential Annualized National Debt Allowance - a look back at 40 years of PANDA diplomacy next Pandaline

I don't think it's safe at this point

to try to guess who this is. He has that briefcase, you know.

Potential Annualized National Debt Allowance - a look back at 40 years of PANDA diplomacy next Pandaline

All I need to know is...

Was the paper bag made in America?

Potential Annualized National Debt Allowance - a look back at 40 years of PANDA diplomacy next Pandaline