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GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head

Who could it be? Sarah Palin? Scott Walker? You may never know...


http://youtu.be/b1HkhE7Dk_E

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Reminds me of Nixons secret plan to end the vietnam war

Of course now we know what it was, a fiat currency with wage and price controls.

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With the history of the GOP, this may be a two-bagger.

One bag for the mystery candidate and one for us in case the candidate's bag breaks.
(adaption of a Rodney Dangerfield dating joke.)

Guessing from the contour...

GOP - If the bag fits, we elect it.

After further research, maybe this is the guy

They never announced the candidate

Who is behind the paper bag?

Could it be Chris Presidentski? 2016ski?

My intuition is telling me yes.

I would endorse you but I'm probably gonna just write in Ron Paul using a sharpie on the preloaded vote gaming device, otherwise know as an electronic voting machine.

"I'm Ron Paul." - Ron Paul

my name is Chris Potuski...

and I'm oddly proud to announce my candiderpsky...

9-11 was a panda job.

The Onion -- the only

The Onion -- the only accurate news source in America.

finer than frog's hair.

A tomahawk of truth in the skull of lies...

9-11 was a panda job.

Hey! I recognize him...

he is an old Detroit Lions Fan!

Seems like a...

...Conan O'Brian skit.

Why Isn't The Right To Be Wrong In The Constitution?

Possibly the closest that the founders came to identifying the foundational right to be wrong is in the Declaration of Independence, section two: '...they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness'. "pursuit of happiness".

Obviously what makes me happy may not be what makes you happy. You may even find my idea of 'happiness' to be distasteful or even clearly wrong.

It may even be that the rights to life and liberty are dependent on the 'happiness' clause, which is basically the right to exercise one's free will. Liberty is free will, and for the pre-deterministist, even the right to life must be seen as the right to make decisions, right or wrong, even if one is just following an unconscious script.

(part 2 draft 1) see part 1 here:
The Right To Be Wrong: Your First and Foundational Right
http://www.dailypaul.com/241723/open-thread-what-are-the-fas...

9-11 was a panda job.

I know who it is !!!!!

I know who it is !!!! It is Murray Langston (the Unknown Comic).

RickStone

It's the Wellerbee Bag Man!

You know, the mascot for the Wellerbee Bag and Sack Company of Ohio.

He must know something about business working out of the corporate headquarters and all...

9-11 was a panda job.

I don't think it's safe at this point

to try to guess who this is. He has that briefcase, you know.

9-11 was a panda job.

All I need to know is...

Was the paper bag made in America?

9-11 was a panda job.