Pimpin' for Paul.Submitted by Westfall on Sun, 06/24/2012 - 01:52
I went to my state meeting today, and as has happened at a few other GOP meetings, I stood out in the typical way you would expect a RP supporter to stand out. Let's just say I look out of place at Republican events.
For some reason the attractive girls at these events just seem to be drawn to me (I was viciously attacked by a cougar at a previous RP event). Maybe it's the appealing message of liberty, or maybe it's just being surrounded by College Republican guys must just make me look super hot by comparison.
Seriously, if you are a college Republican and you don't support Dr Paul, you're a douchebag. I don't know what would go wrong in the wiring of a 20 something's brain to make him support Santorum, but whatever it is sure does seem to correlate with being a complete and utter lame douchebag.
Also, if you own a tie that has an American flag on it, and you wear it to political events, you are a douchebag extraordinaire.
Anyways, being surrounded by all this AFCness (look it up), made this really attractive college republican come over and talk to me. And as it turns out, she supports Dr Paul!