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Pimpin' for Paul.

I went to my state meeting today, and as has happened at a few other GOP meetings, I stood out in the typical way you would expect a RP supporter to stand out. Let's just say I look out of place at Republican events.

For some reason the attractive girls at these events just seem to be drawn to me (I was viciously attacked by a cougar at a previous RP event). Maybe it's the appealing message of liberty, or maybe it's just being surrounded by College Republican guys must just make me look super hot by comparison.

Seriously, if you are a college Republican and you don't support Dr Paul, you're a douchebag. I don't know what would go wrong in the wiring of a 20 something's brain to make him support Santorum, but whatever it is sure does seem to correlate with being a complete and utter lame douchebag.

Also, if you own a tie that has an American flag on it, and you wear it to political events, you are a douchebag extraordinaire.

Anyways, being surrounded by all this AFCness (look it up), made this really attractive college republican come over and talk to me. And as it turns out, she supports Dr Paul!

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This Lamp Post Of Your's,...

... about hanging out in the Red Zone, shines lightness on that which encourages me in a notion I will soon announce hoping to promote more street walkers peddling their bad ass for the cause.

Stay posted. ;-)

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"Also, if you own a tie that has an American flag on it, and you wear it to political events, you are a douchebag extraordinaire."

Hahaha, that sentence wins so much.

"There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man."- Varys

"Winter is coming."-House Stark

I'm all for personal liberty,

I'm all for personal liberty, but if you own a tie with red and white GOP elephants on it, government agents should raid your house and throw you in indefinite detention without trial.

Also if you are a Hispanic republican who is not a Ron Paul supporter, what the hell is wrong with you? In Arizona they are one step away from passing a law allowing you guys to be shot on sight, and you still tow the party line?

And don't get me started on gay republicans (who don't support paul)

Haha

Normally, I wouldn't support anyone under any circumstance getting indefinitely detained without due process, but I may have to reconsider given your first point... Do ties with GOP elephants really exist?O_O

again, your post is a win, though I wouldn't mind you getting started on gay repubs who don't support RP! Hahaha

"There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man."- Varys

"Winter is coming."-House Stark

YES, they do. There is a big

YES, they do. There is a big enough market to make those abominations.