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“Mitt Romney Resigns!”

“Mitt Romney Resigns!”

“Mitt Romney announced today (place date) he will no longer seek the Republican nomination. Instead, he pledged his full support to Dr. Ron Paul, who he trusts implicitly to be the only viable candidate to defeat Barrack Obama,” said a Romney spokesperson.

Mr. Romney’s spokesperson continued saying, ” Mr. Romney is making the ultimate sacrifice, for the good of the Nation, so wants to be remembered as the one that helped America be rid of Obama…as such Mr. Romney is a true patriot…”.

Questioned as to the real reasons Mitt Romney quit — the spokesperson said, “He only wants to be remembered as the Patriot that Saved America… that is his only reason”….and “…none of the below were a factor in his decision”…as claimed:

“That so many videos have been taped showing fraud on his behalf that TV mini-series could be made running for weeks,
Or, that he can’t get 100 people to attend his meetings, while Ron Paul gathers Real Americans in the several thousands,
Or, that he has broken rule #11 in collusion with the GOP, so he is about to be removed from many states ballots,
Or, that his shadowy party in Nevada, is further grounds for his removal as a GOP candidate,
Or, that he cannot garner enough delegates with all the cheating done on his behalf so far,
Or, that All National Delegates are NOT bound according to rule #38, and US election law, in Tampa,
Or, that his eventual loss to Ron Paul in Tampa will make him a national joke,
Or, that even if manages to CHEAT his way out of Tampa, his guaranteed loss to Obama will make him an even Bigger Joke…”.

No, none of these are factors, according to Mitt Romney’s spokesperson — “Mr. Romney quit the race today because he is a Patriot!”

And I agree, Mitt did the right thing — and we shall build monuments and name schools after him!

Pass it on! Hopefully someone with brains in Mitt’s camp will see this syllogism and force it upon this dullard (for his own good)!


I found the comment above posted on LibertyCrier and would like to add the unlawful "subs for votes" incident alone can remove Mitt from the primary as well.

I think Counter-Intelligence Program can go both ways, just like "Ron Paul's unelectable" MSM campaign, we ought to do the same for Mitt, wherever there is room to write, especially on MSM's forums and blogs.

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I posted this on the GOP/RNC FB Page

It's gone now. LOL

Ron Paul supporters are so kind and helpful

...I even drafted a speech for him:

The secret is out. What Dr Paul will be doing in 2021 after his second term as president:



I know this is 'satire' or a joke--

but it's a nice idea--

it's hard to be awake; it's easier to dream--

Okay. Who spiked the Kool-Aid with vodka?

It's the only explanation.

"Know what you know, know what you don't know, and understand and appreciate the distinction."


Yeah, I know

Yeah, I know, just dreaming for a moment. If I was Mitt I might default to the better man for Love of country.

Unfortunatley, If Mitt did this he'd be implicated almost imediatley with Tag's investment firm and jailed along with him because the GOP would disclose everything they have on him.

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Or vice versa!

I enjoyed reading it anyway.

Even Better and a Win Win for the GOP

Romney announces in Tampa that he his Patriotic duty is to get behind the best man for the job. He then announces that he will be running as Ron Paul's VP. With no other options the GOP and MSN have to get behind RP and his populatiy explodes, Obama wouldn't have a hope of winning.

The Win Win for the GOP:
*Paul gets in office and returns our economy to a solid state and growth returns.
*RP's policies stabilize the dollar and quell the exodus.
*At the end of 4 or 8 years Romney runs again for President with RP's values (we know he doesn't have problems flipping) and now being seen as a true Patriot for his sacrifice, now with experience and a proper mentoring, he would clean house against the Dem's with no problem.

GOP gets 16 straight years of control in the White House and a legacy that may take them beyond that. This dominance would force the Dems to change and cleanup as well. Romney would go down in history as the 1 man that changed/saved the world.

He honestly would

He honestly would go down in history as one of the greatest men ever. Even if RP got in office and the whole house of cards caved in on him while in office, Romney would be thought of in the same breath as our founders for his sacrifice.

He would be regarded globally as a true patriot.

If I were him I'd weigh my options.
Option 1: Become president and have about a 20% or less chance of holdings things together for 4 years and about a 1% chance he can turn everything around and put us on the right path. Odds are that he won't be remembers or will be remembered like Bush/Obama

Option 2: Instantly become a worldwide celbrity who's populatity would go down in history. His every word would be gold because of his sacrifice.