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A laugh at the grocery store

So I'm checking out and I say to the cashier upon opening my wallet "Oh I'm sorry I don't have any dollars left, will you take federal reserve notes? They look a bit like dollars"

"Uh, I duno. I'll have to get my manager. So the manager comes over and I explain the situation. They look at the twenty dollar bill. I say "see it looks almost like a dollar but it says federal reserve note on the top"

"I dont think we can accept these" says the manager. We only accept dollars. "

"But they say they are legal tender."

"I'll have to get the store manager. One minute"

So we explain everything again. Everyone is looking confused and pulling money out of their wallets and looking at it. Finally someone in the crowd says "Hey mine says Federal Reserve Note also" "Mine does too" "These aren't dollars?"

Finally they let me pay with them. I smiled. As I was leaving the store bagger said "You know I hear there's a secret OWL on them too"

I asked him if he knew what the 13 steps of the pyramids meant? "No" he said. "It took 13 decades of perseverance for the Rothchilds to take us over and control our money. 1913 - 1787"

he looked back horrified.

"At least serfs had cows, now we are the cow"

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Love the post .. Great Job!

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An in-depth explanation

What Is A "Dollar"? An Historical Analysis Of The Fundamental Question In Monetary Policy
Edwin Vieira, Jr.


The question "What is a 'dollar'?" may seem trivial. Everyone knows what a "dollar" is - or, at least almost everyone thinks he does. In fact, however, very few people could correctly define a "dollar.” And even fewer know why a correct definition is vital to their continued economic and political well-being.


1. Why is a correct definition of the term "dollar" important?

The United States has a highly advanced free-market economy. In a free- market economy, the prices of almost all goods and services are stated in units of money.
Read More: http://www.fame.org/HTM/Vieira_Edwin_What_is_a_Dollar_EV-002...

Sharing.... Did you know they

Sharing.... Did you know they put ferrous metal particles in the ink of Federal Reserve notes? Take a really strong magnet like those little rare earth magnets and holding a bill away from the edge and bring it close to the magnet. You will see the bill attract to the magnet.

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Great short cut to a teaching moment



Well played!

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You mean other people actually carried FRNs? I am surprised, it is so rare to see anything but credit / debit cards used.


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That is amazing. I'm 1/2 scared to show my hubby, he's bold like you and likely to educate everyone we do business with. Makes my day though.


Now that's funny. I don't care who you are. ;)

now, THAT's 'waking' them up!

great job attackapathy!

education by stealth! me likes, me likes.

awesomely effective too.


Predictions in due Time...

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I had to post this to FB.

I had to post this to FB. Hysterical!! Thanks for making me laugh today!

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LoL! I really needed this. Thank you

so much. Can't wait for everyone that takes my payment from this day forward is going to get a lesson.


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Oh good lord....lol

I told your story to some people. The liberty minded laughed. The others didn't get it and started pulling THEIR frn's out trying to figure out why the rest of us were laughing!!! LMAO (Seems our work is never done. *sigh*)


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Thant's an AMAZING story!

Sad and funny at the same time!

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