Romney Delivers Prototype 'Presidential Pink Slips' to Massachusetts Delegates, Obliterating 17Submitted by Chris Kakistocraski on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 04:40
(note: This started as a satirical piece but now I'm not so certain it still is)
The Mitt Romney for Pres of the United States committee announced on friday that they had successfully deployed 'Presidential Pink Slips' to 17 of the 'Target Delegates' who were threatening the safety and security of the Romney for President campaign.
The 'PPS' law is apparently one of the first executive orders Romney is secretly planning to instate when he is installed as president early next year, according to sources.
Initial interpretations of the forthcoming executive order show that it will enable Prez Romney to eliminate over 4.3 million jobs from the economic sector, resulting in an efficiency quotient of 1.38.