Romney Delivers Prototype 'Presidential Pink Slips' to Massachusetts Delegates, Obliterating 17
Submitted by Homeland Security on Fri, 06/29/2012 - 04:40(note: This started as a satirical piece but now I'm not so certain it still is)
The Mitt Romney for Pres of the United States committee announced on friday that they had successfully deployed 'Presidential Pink Slips' to 17 of the 'Target Delegates' who were threatening the safety and security of the Romney for President campaign.
The 'PPS' law is apparently one of the first executive orders Romney is secretly planning to instate when he is installed as president early next year, according to sources.
Initial interpretations of the forthcoming executive order show that it will enable Prez Romney to eliminate over 4.3 million jobs from the economic sector, resulting in an efficiency quotient of 1.38.
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I sent this post to "Lawyers for Ron Paul"...
as well as the Rachel Maddow comments on Massachusetts. This can all be added as evidence of intimidation to the civil suit.
2nd Round of Pink Slips destroy Entire Maine Delegation
Hailed as a great success.
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Ron Paul: "If you ever can bring about revolutionary changes two things would be required: young people... and music."
Please Note: This Began as Satire
Responsibility is disavowed should this shenanigans become reality.
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Ron Paul: "If you ever can bring about revolutionary changes two things would be required: young people... and music."