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GOP Introduces New "Mystery Candidate" With Paper Bag Over Head

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It's Matthew Lesko

Matthew Lesko

Let's try to be serious for a moment.

There. That was fun.

Game on!

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.


Ron Paul & Robosaurus for 2016!!!!

The mystery candidate missed

The mystery candidate missed the boat back in 2012....

"If ever time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin."
Samuel Adams

Once again The Onion breaks some hard-hitting news:

Maybe it's Scott Walker under there...

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.