2012 presidental canidate fishing contest (humor)Submitted by meekandmild on Wed, 07/04/2012 - 12:01
The Presidential election of 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor
Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court
challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike
way to settle things.
The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two
candidates to determine the winner.
After much back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take
place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately
on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and
verification by a team of neutral parties.
At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10
Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a
bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of
the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.
That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think that Mitt
Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't bother fishing. Just spy
on him and see just how he is cheating.'
The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the democrats got together for the
report of how the republicans were cheating.
Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice."
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off
a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain
out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the
heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is
looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way
behind us....in the USA, about 4 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no
brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and
now....... the whole country is looking for work.
Have a nice day!!!--