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Shower helmets!

O'Bomb'a should mandate that Americans must wear a DOT certified helmet when getting in or out of a bathtub or shower. This includes your home. The TSA should install cameras in all bathing areas and randomly check them. The SCOTUS should have no problem upholding this. Fines should be paid by criminal offenders. This would prevent many deaths & injuries to both children and adults. You are heartless, cruel and unpatriotic (you hate kids) if you are not for this. The gov't is losing billions by not already having this in operation. This contributes to the weakness of our gov't which hurts our national defense so obviously if your late paying your fine then you'll be considered a terrorist.
...and if you're caught with a 20 oz drink...

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Joη's picture

oddly related: TSA on South Park

(Toilet Safety Administration, that is)
all toilets need a seatbelt!

(warning, South Park)

"You underestimate the character of man." | "So be off now, and set about it." | Up for a game?

I went for a walk in a park and was SHOCKED! SHOCKED TO FIND

THE GROUND STREWN WITH LETHAL WEAPONS! Rocks and sticks everywhere! Any single one of these could be thrown or swung at somebody with devastating effect.


Please sign my petition to God today and force him to remove all these cruel and lethal weapons from this planet IMMEDIATELY OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE LEGISLATIVE ACTION!

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

I was hoeing in my garden

and accidentally chopped one of my tomato plants. I think they should pass a law requiring all hoes to have guards so they can't chop plants.

No cemetary grave markers!!

In the last 30 days, I know of two children that have been killed in cemetaries by falling headstones!! One in NC and one in Utah...In the NC incident the victim's sister nearly lost her leg as it was pinned under the several-hundred-pound stone...this preventable tragedy must stop!! NO MORE GRAVE MARKERS!!!!

Silence isn't always golden....sometimes it's yellow.

"The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them." - Patrick Henry

how often do we have to get the helmets Inpected?

and how much will it cost to get the sticker indicating that it has been inspected so that we don't get a fine?

Helmets must be inspected once a year.

It's will only cost $13.66 to get the sticker. Don't cover the DOT sticker with your inspection sticker because there's a fine for that. This is a small price to pay compared to all the injuries that will be prevented....also many lives (priceless).
Expect those heartless Paulbots to complain about this new mandate. They don't care about others and they hate children. I hear they think we're suppose to follow that outdated constitution that was written by a bunch of men wearing wigs!

Naked (except shower helmet) & a 20 oz drink!

Sounds like a terrorist to me!

My son rolled out of bed

the other night, on to the floor. I think a mandate of having anyone under 21 strapped to the bed is in order. It's got my vote! If we save one child from falling out of bed, it'll be worth it.

Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

The evil libertarians (crackpots)....

will be against this life saving mandate. Obviously we can't expect a parent to have enough sense to protect the state's kids (nothing personel).
Heavy fines should be levied against criminals who don't follow this rule. TSA should make random night visits to check they're securely strapped in and to "feel them up" real good for explosives.
Can't be too careful...terrorists EVERYWHERE!

Lifejackets in the bathtub!

NO more forks!!



You can't get clean in a dirty bathtub.

Hope we don't give O'Bomb'a

any new ideas



Colchester, New London County, Connecticut

fireant's picture

don't laugh

It's not a stretch for executive orders to be used for imposing all sorts of dictates on beneficiaries of goobermint mandated health care.

Undo what Wilson did

Shower helmets! Beautiful.

Put that up there with the Broccoli Mandate and the Falling TV Insurance. I love it.

Yeah - where does it end? How about this?...


"We have allowed our nation to be over-taxed, over-regulated, and overrun by bureaucrats. The founders would be ashamed of us for what we are putting up with."
-Ron Paul

Shower helmets.....

It's for the greater good.

Pass it on.

You don't want a shower helmet?

It will create jobs....save lives....


they will most certainly be made in China!

Next would be, shower knee and elbow pads, shower safety goggles in case you use too much shampoo, and you may as well wear shower slippers too, all of course would be government approved and the profits would be shared by people like Reid and Pelosi and even Bohner. Buy them, use them, or else! Peasants!

" In Thee O Lord do I put my trust " ~ Psalm 31:1~

fireant's picture

And lower premiums for all!

What's not to like?

Undo what Wilson did


It's for the children! How could you possible be against this? (sarc)

Formerly rprevolutionist