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Mitt Romney's Post-Politics Career Options

Just thought it would be a good time to do some brainstorming on what Mitt Romney could do after the election using his name recognition etc.

Obviously his political career will be shot but there's always product endorsement which is similar.

Launching his own food line might work - he could sell Mitt Ramen Noodles and come up with some original new flavors.

Or maybe putting his face and voice to someone else's product would be better. Perhaps a line of notebook paper modeled on the Mobius strip, which allows you to see both sides of every issue since there is only one surface and one edge: http://www.google.com/search?q=mobius+strip&hl=en&safe=activ...

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Footwear designer for Crocs.

After all, Willard is known for coming up with the most outrageous flip-flops.

I don't play, I commission the league.

He's always been a busy little bee

...sending American jobs to China, helping Monsanto spread GMO pollution around the world, creating and supporting socialist healthcare, speaking out in favor of things like TARP, Gitmo and NDAA. I'm sure he'll keep busy on these present endeavors and continue to promote every new endeavor put forth by the PTB through their Obama puppet that will further degrade life on the planet.

He could manage a Ron Paul 2016 t-shirt factory...

If he wants to make some serious big bucks, that is.

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Assemble Rocking Chairs

...in Crawford TX?

“The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time: the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoin them.”

– Thomas Jefferson

It is 12:56

listening to mitt's live concession speech. Music to my ears.

L O S E R!

Start and manage his own circus....Circue Du Romnei!!

Star Back-Flip Flopper!!!

He should go consult with Bob Dole about his options.

That should be a stale discussion.



will go to work for an Israeli lobbying firm.

Work for Subway

I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this sandwich.

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I could see him in the Bahamas or Bermuda.

Bermuda is tax-free country. Just a good size duty on everything you buy including food.

I think the big movie stars such as Connery and Douglas have places there.

Bermuda dollars = American dollars

I think the avg. price of a home there is 1 million but that was about 15 years ago lol


I would rent him as a weekend pet

And I would treat him just as well as he treats his dog. Oh the marvelous elitist breed...I think every average Joe should own one! I could breed him with a Pelosi and get a litter of Nancy Boys! They are very popular in the Village, not to mention prisons!

The lesser of two evils is still an evil.

On second thought...

Comparing Romney to a dog is an insult to dogs everywhere.

The lesser of two evils is still an evil.

He could work for the Fed.

Selling a new line of toilet paper, the federal reserve note !

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
Albert Einstein

Inmate at a maximum security prison.

That is, if Romney escapes the gallows for treason.

That "pretty-boy" image wouldn't last

2 seconds at a federal institution, but then again if he would be in a privately run facility, money will by a penthouse suite.

We REALLY need a "humor" category...

a little comic relief never hurt anybody, but it sure would lift some spirits!

How about Rominey Grits?


Are you talking about Mitt's Grits?

That sounds really good right about now...

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Good one!


Mitt Romney's Hominy and Grits

Two southwestern favorites, now available together in one convenient square box!

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open up a restaurant called Uncle Mitt's Flip Flops