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My wife came up with a zinger for Mittens: Willard McBain!

Maybe a day late and a dollar short, but hey, gotta find your laughs where you can.

Ray Stevens wrote and performed a song a long time ago, called "It's Me Again Margaret". The gist is, a perverted young man named Willard McBain had only one thought on his brain. Every night around midnight, he'd sneak off alone and call the same lady on her telephone...

"It's me again, Margaret. Heeheeheeheee... You're fired, Margaret! Aheeheeheeheeeeee... You don't know me Margaret, but I know you..."