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Just read about DHS and mobile x ray surveillance (base humour warning)

yeah they wanna start using xrays to drive around and check stuff out.

OK so we need a fabric treatment that shows up really well in xray but not to the naked eye and we can make t shirts that say stuff like MY PENIS. Then cops can tell themselves and others about how they looked at me and saw MY PENIS and they thought it was so impressive they even took pictures. This would establish MY PENIS as a crime and MY PENIS could even land me in jail.

Eventually the supreme court might end up hearing about MY PENIS and my freedom to continue flaunting it in law enforcement's xray specs. Eventually MY PENIS could become famous.

The things we'll do for liberty...

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