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Onion News Video: Gop Trying To Keep Elderly Voting Base Alive Until November

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And everyone will want to watch this to the very end.


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They forget.

Dead people can vote so long as someone is able to get them to the polls. Many dead people voted for Romney in the primaries. In fact if Romney were the Republican candidate it would be a race between him and Obama to see how many of the dead demographic they can get to the polls. Obama topped that demographic in 2008 with ACORN somehow convincing thousands of the dead to vote for him.

Fortunately Ron Paul will come out of hiding in the White House in August and November to tie up the nomination and the general election and take up residence there in January. He won't need the dead vote to win the Presidency so they can all rest in peace.

"Jesus answered them: 'Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who commits sin is a slave to sin. The slave does not remain in the house forever; the son remains forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.'" (John 8:34-36)

That was a fun surprise at

That was a fun surprise at the end. ;-)

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GOP -Home for the elderly

That was a riot! Agree, the last pitch on race wasn't.
Catch the wording at bottom, Mitt is passing out non slip flowers for bottom of bathtubs? :) I guess it's funny to me because at convention in my state, the only 'young' people [20-65] were Ron Paul supporters. I sat thinking about my surroundings, so many were elderly! Not a spring chicken myself but felt I was sitting in a Rest Home. Thought how in 10 to 15 years or.....less., there will be NO REPUBLICAN PARTY without RP supporters! This video IS spot on!!


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Actually I thought it was funny UNTIL the last

poke, when they STILL are playing the race card. Wow, O. has so little going for him that plain old reverse racism is still the Liberal's bottom line as a rationale to vote for the WarHawk-In-Chief.

Sounds like you didn't make

Sounds like you didn't make it to the very end. Try again.

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