Folks, I think Fox needs a NEW slogan..Let's vote!

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What do they use now?
FOX NEWS "Fair and Balanced"
FOX NEWS "We report, You Decide"

Now, we all know the above slogans are not true.

I think they need a couple of NEW ones.
Something more close to reality.

Come up with some new ones.
Settle on a few of these new ones..
And post them EVERYWHERE..
As a UNIFIED FRONT, We hammer it into mainstream..
We HAVE to DO something. So HELP!!

In discussion Groups, as taglines, when you are responding to internet bloggers.. I might even be inclined to make REAL signage. And post it wherever campaign signs are allowed.

Here are a couple of entries:

FoxNews "We Report, We Decide"

Fox News "FEAR and BALONEY"

Fox: "wrapped in a flag, bearing a cross"

Fox: "Approved By Joesph Goebbels"

Fox "All Brittany, all the time"

Fox news: "who stole O'reilly's makeup bag?"

anyway, you get the idea..

I think we need a chant..a slogan, something that reflects how we feel..And whatever we decide on, we need to use it everywhere!!

UPDATE:
Looks like the ideas have stopped flowing in, So, Let's vote.
Pick 3 favorites from the huge list below. Some are pretty damn funny!

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"WE CONTORT, YOU COMPLY"

Fairly unbalanced...

how many times are you going to post this

Will giving Fox a new slogan get us any primary votes or delegates ?....NO

Now, the matter of picking a few of these. Please read through!

One of my favorite short a catchy ones is
"Fox News, we distort, you comply"

Catchy, short..a play on a phrase that they are already using.
Good for a bumpersticker!.

Then, we use them all over the place!
Tag the world!!

"I don't endorse anything they say"
~Ron Paul On the 911 Truth movement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGyhlNY0y1k

Freedom and liberty are past times

politepaulite

Fox New: Freedom and liberty are past times

politepaulite

Fare and Reconstituted

...

Fare and Reconstituted

...

Faux News

We decided - You're STUPID - So SHUTUP (that DOES sound Billy!)

"If our news were any more fake, you'd have to create it yourself!"

"Why do you think we call ourselves 'fox'? Pretty sly, eh?"

HanItToMe - the Comb, STUPID

Where or where did my Billy-goat go? He just stepped out to take a bribe.

"We're the gover...I mean the press, and you're NOT!"

Faux & Friends -- You KNOW it's bad when only the faux shows up!

"I'Riled 'em - Now you edit the video to make it so!" -- Billy O'

If fair was a circus, faux'd be an unbalanced clown, but an owned one.

"When you want truth, we'll ask our master for it - now SHUTUP!"

We decided not to show you that video so we can deny it ever happened.

When soylent green becomes an ingredient, we'll be makin' the cookies.
--Faux News

Lastly a comment,
Is it a compliment to anyone to say, "Your news is sensational!"? hehheh

When soylent green becomes an ingredient, we'll be makin' the co

When soylent green becomes an ingredient, we'll be makin' the cookies.
--Faux News

I must say..I might have to call a lawyer on this one.
My wife almost choked on her coffee when I read this to her..LOL!!

"I don't endorse anything they say"
~Ron Paul On the 911 Truth movement.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGyhlNY0y1k

FAUXNEWS

Dumb and Dumberer
Constipation and Disinformation
Paranoid and Schzophrinic
Neocon Bafoons
Lies and Spys
unfair, always
Twettle dee and twettle dum
The Sham Network
Enslaved then Graved
Pukes and Spooks
Liar and Liar
The Outhouse Network

The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny. James Madison

The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands, whether of one, a few, or many, and whether hereditary, self-appointed, or elective, may justly be pronounced the very definition of tyranny. James Madison

How About...

Queer and Biased

FOX NEWS = FIX NEWS Fair and

FOX NEWS = FIX NEWS
Fair and Balanced = Fake and barbecued
We report you decide = We fabricate you believe

we distort. you abide.

we distort.
you abide.

time talks

10 years ago, I think Fox news was really trying to be honest and actually believed what they were saying. I'm not sure what happened. Neo-cons? buyout? The media in general now is a big bully.

Anyone know Ron Pauls schedule this week? Where is he and

is he on TV anywhere. Hopefully the press will keep [putting him on, even though they bash him when he is not on.

IT IS NOT A WASTED VOTE!

Fox News

Welcome to the Machine

Fox N the Pound

Fox N the Pound

Fox News....We handle the news so you don't have to.

The best news money can buy!

Fox News: Your mind is our playground.

Fox News: The future is Armageddon.

Fox News: Conformity is now patriotic.

Fox News: Fear and hatred 24 hours a day.

Here is one

Fox News- Where the TRUTH will NOT set you FREE
Fox News- We tell you,not you tell us
Fox News- We are all puppets to our corporate master's
Fox News- Uninforming you the fair and balanced way
Fox News- We love our government as you should too

"Freedom is a right that can never be won in war,only by each individual "

Fox News: Freedom to Fascism

Fox News:
Freedom to Fascism

To quote Frank Zappa...

"the slime oozin' out of your tv set"

There is hope for America.

There is hope for America.

haven't read thru the responses, but...

....there is a GREAT one suggested at the end of this (excellent) video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aNHZI66BPs

"We Distort....You Comply"

this is awesome

someone with editing capabilities should re-cut this for :30 & :60 commericals and blast them across tv airwaves. it pins the other gop candidates so perfectly - this is the kind of wake-up call voters need to see.

lots of posts here saying that the existing ron paul commercials aren't doing the best job of getting his message across - this entertaining enough to get people's attention.

Morlock News Network

ALL the Troglodytes need to know.

Indoctrination

- for the whole Nation !

FALSE NEWS....

un-fair....un-ballast LOL

FOC YEWS

FOC YEWS Frank

lol

good one

-Phil Hemingway III

fox news

media is your new religon
the pulpit is your television

got news and were comin at cha
network tv propaganda
our credibility is steady fading
cause were patriots for neilson ratings

primetime for the middle class
you dont like it shove it up your ass
fair and balanced perjury
and its all on fox tv