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Nation's Economists Quietly Evacuating Their Families

Nation's Economists Quietly Evacuating Their Families

NEW YORK—As employment stagnates, manufacturing continues its slump, and overall confidence in the U.S. financial system wavers, the nation's economists have begun abandoning their homes and sending their loved ones overseas. "We've noticed a trend among the leading economic thinkers, be they Keynsians, supply-siders, or students of the Austrian school—they're putting their families on one-way flights out of the country, often leaving half-finished survival bunkers behind them,

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*shaking my head*

WHY didn't you warn *us* it was the Onion?

it's hard to be awake; it's easier to dream--

you should know me by now

I can't keep a straight face

For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.

LOL!

Well, yes, and I DID think it was funny--

my response was the required groan--

:)

it's hard to be awake; it's easier to dream--

At least some of us still can laugh

Thank!

For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.

Why did a prediction at the beginning of the year about

10 companies that will not exist at the end of the year included American Airlines? This was on News on the welcome page of AOL.

I expect this to become fact and not satire soon

.

It is already

Just look at Jim Rodgers

For Freedom!
The World is my country, all mankind is my brethren, to do good is my religion.