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Convention Weather Report

I can hear it now!

Special Weather Bulletin: (Sarcasm intended)

Tampa News Anchor: A tropical system is intensifying over the gulf and is heading towards the west coast of Florida. It is expected to become a formidable hurricane by the time it reaches land around the same time as the RNC convention is taking place. Hurricane warnings are up for Tampa beginning at 12pm on 8/26. Mandatory evacuations are being issued for the general public. No one will be allowed on the streets to allow for traffic to flow out of town. All public events are cancelled until further notice.

You've got to admit that after the events and shenanigans of this primary season and the winter storm warnings issued only in the Maine counties where Ron Paul had a majority. It's hard not to be sarcastic and imagine this scenario.

Have a good weekend everyone!

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