List of Items Prohibited from Sale At RNC ConventionSubmitted by Chris Chipshotski on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 05:30
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NO Political Signs
NO Political Banners
NO Political Pins
NO Political Stickers
NO Political Items not identified or specified.
NOTHING of any political nature shall be offered for sale at this corporate, for-profit event.
VIOLATORS should be prepared to be shot in the face with a rented gun.
Thank you for your cooperation.