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"I just saved a ton of money by switching to Ron Paul."

Just saw that quote in the comments section of an article & had to share with you all. Here are more from the same guy:

2. Dr. Ron Paul delivered Chuck Norris
3. Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
4. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
5. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
6. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
7. Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What would Ron Paul do?"
8. Ron Paul doesn't go to the gym. He stays fit exercising his civil rights.
9. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of freedom.
10. Ron Paul wasn't born, he liberates himself from the womb.
11. Ron Paul's idea of gun control is both hands on the weapon.
12. Ron Paul doesn't pee. He liberates urine.
13. The chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.
14. God calls Ron Paul for advice.
15. Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange."
16. Ron Paul gets high on freedom.
17. Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot, a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
18. Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
19. Ron Paul can believe it's not butter.
20. In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.
21. Ron Paul knows how LOST is going to end.
22. Ron Paul named his fists "Freedom" and "Justice."
23. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
24. Ron Paul is an element on the periodic table.
25. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to, so he refuses.
26. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
27. When socialism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
28. If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1"



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a lot of these are oldies and goodies from 08!

Thanks for reviving them! Good ole days! Full of fun and inspiration! Hopefully we can pump that up again this week!

That is

friggin' awesome.

How Fun...

thanks for the smiles, the chuckles, and the belly laughs! Passin' this one on...

Sweet Liberty

Ron Paul Facts

1. Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
2. Ron Paul delivers babies without his hands. He simply reads them the Bill of Rights and they crawl out in anticipation of their freedom.
3. Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
4. Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
5. When Ron Paul takes a shower, he doesn't get wet...the water gets Ron Paul.
6. Ron Paul could lead a horse to water AND convince it to drink, but he doesn't believe the government has the right to so he refuses.
7. Ron Paul's midi-chlorian level is off the chart.
8. When Chuck Norris gets scared, he goes to Ron Paul.
9. Studies by the World Health Organization show that Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men.
10. Ron Paul makes the U.S. dollar want to be a better currency.
11. Ron Paul CAN believe it's not butter.
12. Ron Paul doesn't act like a patriot...a patriot acts like Ron Paul.
13. Ron Paul turned down Superman's job.
14. In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was supposed to scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal purposes.
15. Ron Paul gets high on freedom.
16. Ron Paul wasn't born, he liberated himself from the womb.
17. The chicken crossed the road to vote for Ron Paul.
18. If you pull Ron Paul's finger, a band will march by playing Yankee Doodle Dandy.
19. Ron Paul speaks in the universal language of love.
20. Ron Paul has so many morals, he has to pay for two seats on a plane.
21. Ron Paul is like kryptonite to Mitt Romney.
22. Ron Paul is an anagram for "Freedom" (but only he knows how).
23. Chuck Norris voted for Ron Paul in '88...twice.
24. King Midas shook hands with Ron Paul once. Nothing happened.
25. SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Ron Paul may cause liberty, individualism, peace, prosperity, equality, and may impair tyranny.
26. Ron Paul doesn't shop at the grocery store - he only eats fruit from the Tree of Liberty.
27. The government tried to steal once. Ron Paul made it sit in time out.
28. Ron Paul can free light from a black hole.
29. Dogs lie down with cats when Ron Paul speaks.
30. When applied directly to the brain, Ron Paul cures socialism.
31. Ron Paul doesn't write books. The words assemble out of fear.
32. Ron Paul is the reason scientists are working so hard to perfect cloning.
33. Ron Paul was the one who let the dogs out, because they were being held without due process.
34. When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul.
35. Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
36. Ron Paul can smell government spending a mile away.
37. Ron Paul can kill two birds with one stone, but he doesn't because he is against violence.
38. Even though all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't do it, Ron Paul put Humpty back together again.
39. Ron Paul's heart is literally made out of gold. This greatly upsets the Federal Reserve.
40. Ron Paul's idea of gun control is both hands on the weapon.
41. Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes up every morning to the call of freedom.
42. When Ron Paul was married, Thomas Jefferson was his best man.
43. On July 4th, there is a constellation of Ron Paul's face in the night sky.
44. Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the pro-2nd amendment bullets refuse to harm him.
45. Ron Paul can find Waldo, but he won't tap any phones or use the Patriot Act to do it.
46. The Ron Paul action figure wouldn't sell because it didn't change positions.
47. How can you tell when Ron Paul is telling the truth? His lips are moving.
48. If he was alive in 1776, Ron Paul's signature would have been the only one needed to sign the Declaration of Independence.
49. The Founding Fathers didn't write the Constitution. They predicted what Ron Paul would say in 2012.
50. Apple pie wishes it could be as American as Ron Paul.

http://www.dailypaul.com/214514/50-amazing-facts-about-dr-ro...

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till." -J.R.R. Tolkien

lol !

I'm definitely stealing some of these for my FB page... Hopefully some go viral and turn into those famous and comical internet memes

This is great!

.

List Made My Day...!

Short on rent money and working working working to make things work out... needed that laugh. The reference to delivering Chuck Norris is spot on funny.

Ramblin Randy