Formal SurrenderSubmitted by moneymikeGBW on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 15:12
" o government, I formally declare my complete ignorance in the ways of money, healthcare, foreign policy, justice, taxes, family well being, politics, and all other things run by you. ( government).
Henceforth, I shall surrender to your every desire, for only you are truly versed in all things benefiting my existence.
In accordance I shall surrender to you all of my earthly possessions, as well as my rights. My life, liberty, my happiness. My family, my morals, and my paycheck are also rightfully yours as I am not worthy.
O government, please watch over me and monitor all my activities, as that will surely be the best way to guarantee my safety.
May I forever remain in your control".
"On second though never mind..."