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What Is The Difference Between The Gop And The Mafia?

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE GOP AND THE MAFIA?

ONE IS A RUTHLESS CRIME SYNDICATE, WHICH USES VIOLENCE, FRAUD, INTIMIDATION, AND TREACHERY TO GAIN AND TO HOLD POWER.

THE OTHER IS A SMALLER, LESS POWERFUL, CRIME ORGANIZATION THAT WAS FOUNDED IN ITALY.



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Enjoyed that lol

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BAZZA MAC

One will still exist next month

TheGOP is bent on commiting suicide and disbanding so the neocons can go home to the Dem party

They will be running like rats off of a sinking ship.

We will become the GOP very soon.

http://www.dailypaul.com/251122/the-splendiferous-crash-of-t...

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

I give up...can't really

I give up...can't really figure it out.

Mafia has more guts

The Mafia can throw down. The GOP is populated by a bunch of pudgy twerps with comb-overs who hide behind process. Call them out to the parking lot and they have to hide behind police officers & lawyers.

"One resists the invasion of armies; one does not resist the invasion of ideas" Victor Hugo

Debbie's picture

LOL

and at all the hilarious comments below! haha! Great thread!

Debbie

meekandmild's picture

The Mafia is more trustworthy

You know what the stance is of the Mafia.

You know the Mafia will be consistent.

The Mafia protects it own.

LOL!

The Mafia pays for their own crimes, the GOP makes taxpayers pony up the cash for theirs.

The Mafia's shell companies aren't outsourced.

Mafiosos actually retire from a life of crime in their old age. The GOP moves on to TV shows, book tours, and adultery scandals.

The Mafia's portrayal in pop culture: The Sopranos, The Godfather, Goodfellas
The GOP's portrayal in pop culture: Hannity, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin's TLC show, that "2016" movie

I don't play, I commission the league.

The difference?

You can arrest Mafia men for felonies.

The Mafia doesn't pretend to be righteous.

The Mafia doesn't have the potential to control a large portion of an entire continent.

The Mafia doesn't have the potential to control the world's largest nuclear arsenal.

The Mafia

aren't puppets of the UN.

Ain't it the truth!

Really enjoyed that. Thanks for the link, newt!

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

Great find

LMAO

BMWJIM's picture

0

Oops I mean ZERO!

1976-1982 USMC, Having my hands in the soil keeps me from soiling my hands on useless politicians.

ecorob's picture

one group pretends to be christian...

one group pretends nothing

innocent people die everyday at their hands...I am NOT part of that. I AM an American.

I do NOT support romneybama...they are one in the same promoting war, death, and terror.

RonPaul
2012

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.

The only difference between Gov't and Mafia?

SIZE

I have the bumper sticker.

A patriot must always be prepared to defend his country from his government.

The difference is that the MAFIA deliver on their

promises to protect us in exchange from our involuntary payment to them.

"Bend over and grab your ankles" should be etched in stone at the entrance to every government building and every government office.

Cyril's picture

Here are the main differences

Here are the main differences (which I can think of) :

1. most mafia members wear cheap suits
2. the mafia isn't so arrogant to do public speeches AND debates in front of cameras
3. the mafia never pretends or denies doing crimes for anybody else than itself
4. when the mafia bosses conspire, it's not with TV broadcasts of double-talks
5. when the mafia bosses win, they never brag very loud about it
6. when the mafia bosses fail, they pay the price with their lives
7. the mafia is named differently

"Cyril" pronounced "see real". I code stuff.

http://Laissez-Faire.Me/Liberty

"To study and not think is a waste. To think and not study is dangerous." -- Confucius

You need to nail the punchline - on a joke of that style.

ONE IS A RUTHLESS CRIME SYNDICATE, WHICH USES VIOLENCE, FRAUD, INTIMIDATION, AND TREACHERY TO GAIN AND TO HOLD POWER.

THE OTHER IS ITALIAN.

I wanted to say the same thing

But you nailed it. Good job!!

the difference?

In the Mafia, they have a strict code of honor.

Ron Paul was in the GOP for 12 terms

and ran for President on two occasions, and endorsed Ronald Reagan when others didn't.

Ron's message would not be here if not for the GOP.

https://twitter.com/#!/Agonzo1

ecorob's picture

define gop...

are you talking about the apparatus in place or the ideology?

I thought I was gop but, apparently, I am not.

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.

egapele's picture

What? It's a miracle they haven't

put a hit out on him by now and that his wife and kids are still alive.

Excuse me?

Ron Paul's message is heralded world wide in spite of the GOP and TPTB!

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

oh yes... the gop has been sooooo supportive.

The message is here despite the gop.

the only difference

Between the government and the mafia, is the government has a flag flying outside the window.

I forget which 1, but a famous mobster said that.

'Peace is a powerful message.' Ron Paul

Harry Browne, mobster?

“So what is government?… Very simply, it is an agency of coercion. Of course, there are other agencies of coercion — such as the Mafia. So to be more precise, government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices.” – Harry Browne in Why Government Doesn't Work.

Recommended reading: The Most Dangerous Superstition, http://www.amazon.com/Most-Dangerous-Superstition-Larken-Ros...

you took the bait....

I knew somebody on here would know exactly who I was speaking of.

'Peace is a powerful message.' Ron Paul

ecorob's picture

i vote you...

best userid on the dp!

thank you also for your precise answer

RonPaul
2012

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
Rockin' the FREE world in Tennessee since 1957!
9/11 Truth.