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'Gary Johnson is with the bad guys' - political satire Onion style

Gary Johnson is with the bad guys.
I'm talking the CFR banksters and other crooks.
You know they call them the 'bailout boys'.
Really.
He joined the dark side my friends.
This is not a conspiracy.
This is a conspiracy fact.

Bad guys keep his campaign well funded.
He raised 400K in the last four weeks.
That should tell you something.

Look how easy it is for him to get on the ballot in all 50 states.
See. I told you he is with the bad guys.
Romney lawyers work around the clock to help Gary's name appear on the ballots spending huge amounts of money in the process.

Mainstream media controlled by the bad guys loves Gary Johnson.
As I switch the channels from CNN to MSNBC and FOX I hear Gary's name mentioned around every 15 minutes.

Obama and Romney asked to have Gary with them at the presidential debates. They said they will go as far as leaving an empty chair for Gary in case Gary arrives late because of some TSA agents or a traffic stop.

See.
This is a conspiracy fact.

(sarcasm)




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i'm a johnson-voting ron paul

i'm a johnson-voting ron paul supporter.

and i'm modding this topic down.

it doesn't contribute positively to this site.

d

As you can tell from their replies..

The Libertarians among us are real critical thinkers. :)

Even though I think his sarcasm is misplaced and in fact those things are true (most of them).. it was meant to be sarcasm.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=qo8CmO...
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

He didn't include anything about sarcasm or humor until the very

last line in his original post.

He added the Onion reference and the sarcasm reference in the headline later - AFTER most of us had written responses.

As a GJ supporter I'm puzzled by anti-GJ folks here

Look at this and tell me GJ is with the bad guys:
http://www.dailypaul.com/253914/republicans-attempting-to-re...

Even hard-core RP supporter TMOT met and shook hands with GJ recently and later admitted he might still vote GJ and not write RP's name on the ballot.

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Don't know why any of you are surprised, Legal.

Many of us have pointed out the issues we see in GJ and we've been dismissed. I suppose we'll just never see eye to eye on that.

I'm not TMOT and he's not me. I've looked at his record and see something different, that's assuming that TMOT has taken the time to go over GJ's record and comments instead of going on his feelings about a meeting.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=qo8CmO...
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution, inevitable.

Puzzled..?

More like disgusted...these people are insane. GJ is the next closest thing to Ron, in fact, he is closer to Ron than Rand.

Sure, he is not going to win, as would have been the case if Ron ran third party(they would never have let him run against obama as a repub (NEVER!!!). But its not about that now..it about warning people of the grave danger that we are in in the next few years so at least when all goes to hell we have some more liberty minded folks an our side trying to stop the take over...and thats what supporting Gary johnson does at this point...it propagates the message of liberty throughout the presidential campaign.

Oh Shut Up.

He is not.

I changed the headline

so that folks like you are not confused.

Sorry.
Enjoy your weekend.

P.S. I wish folks who down-voted reversed their down-votes.
I did not mean to get people thinking GJ is a bad guy -- myself I am a big GJ supporter.

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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

You changed YOUR headline. But by commenting on my post

you removed my chance to change in response to your changed headline.

No one is gonna get this...

This is a horrendous post : (

have you been to Onion site

?

his post is suppose to answer all the GJ haters throwing dirt on him saying he is CFR etc.

GJ is "our guy".

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
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http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Yea, but this isn't the Onion...

People may or may not see the satire. Tons of noobs hit this site all the time. They're not gonna get it. At least you changed the title.

Not a shred of this post is

Not a shred of this post is accurate.

Ventura 2012

this is political satire Onion style

but since such section does not exist I had to place in the art section.

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Oops, I missed the part where

Oops, I missed the part where you said "Romney lawyers helping him get on ballots" lol.

Ventura 2012

Controlled opposition?

They will whack GJ soundly for two weeks before the absentee ballots go out.

At the same time they will scare the Dem base that Mitt will win and they'll scare the Gop base that the incumbent will win. They == MSM.

They did it to John in '76 and Ron in '88 to Perot in '92 and they did it to Ralph over and over again.

The purpose since the GOP has been to demonstrate that the R3volution is a fringe element. No say in the party.

When GJ is unmasked it will be pointed out how Ron Paul Supporters either abandoned their principles or had none.

This Play was written for TV and it has played the MainStream Theaters for decades. Next showing 2012.

Free includes debt-free!

As far as I know

There isn't any *dirt* on Gary at least in the way the general public would understand it. Unlike, say the newsletters or stand on the civil rights act like they used on Ron.

Things that hard core libertarians/RP supporters might disagree with maybe. But any attempt to discredit Gary with them would more likely raise his profile with the general public. And I would hope that we would be able to see through their propaganda anyway.

Thetis

None of the men I listed were dirty either.

That doesn't change the script.

How many villains on the stage or TV were as villainous as the characters they played.

Oh Marge, I can tell he's the bad guy listen to his scary music.

Free includes debt-free!

1976 and 2012 are completely

1976 and 2012 are completely different.

The internet is changing our culture regarding politics and those apathetic to it.

To go on as though today's the same as decades ago is ridiculous.

Critical Thinking > Emotional Thinking > Pseudo-Intellectuals that Saturate DP
Utilitarianism > Consequentialism > Deontology > Egocentrism
Making people feel "troll'd" with the truth > being an intentional troll > acting like one naturally

People who watch a lot of TV produce the silliest arguments.

It is obvious to those who haven't watched TV news for 30 years.

Such people seem driven by irrational fears and fallacious solutions to imagined problems.

Free includes debt-free!

YAY

Another Johnson thread!

I think there are only five or six in process right now, so thank heavens you created another one.

There are about the same

There are about the same number of GJ's oriented threads here as there are about Ron Paul write-in option. Small percentage.

This is my first GJ post on this day.
So he comes at around 15% of threads I created today.

Btw have you actually read my post before leaving this comment?
I wonder.

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Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15

Now I understand.

Gary is *really* the Conspiracy's pick for POTUS. By challenging his ballot status, blacking him out in the media, and slandering him on this website they are trying to fool you into thinking he is not one of them.

In reality, a week before the election, irrefutable proof will be discovered that Obama is a muslim-Kenyan sleeper, with ties to the Bader-Meinhoff gang and Romney is secretly a gay Satan worshiper who takes bribes from the bin-Laden family.

Then, with the aid of Diebold machines, Gary will sweep into office where he will appoint the entire CFR to his cabinet and put all dissenters into FEMA camps. Those who aren't will be lulled into compliance with chem-trails. Brilliant.

Thetis

All I want to know is...

Do you get paid per GJ post or per word?

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:)

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On another note today I finally added Gary Johnson's picture to my website:
http://www.libertypoet.com/

Thanks for a bump and the down-vote.

LL on Twitter: http://twitter.com/LibertyPoet
sometimes LL can suck & sometimes LL rocks!
http://www.dailypaul.com/203008/south-carolina-battle-of-cow...
Love won! Deliverance from Tyranny is on the way! Col. 2:13-15