C'mon, we own the internet. Can't lose that.
...just finished calling 10 people in SC. 90 more to go tomorrow.
SKIP THE FREAKING ONLINE POLLS.
You know, you could take a stack of slimjims RIGHT NOW, at night, in the dark, and hit some parking lot instead.
Just a thought.
And for the record, I was pretty sure there was an unwritten, unspoken code NOT to vote multiple times in polls just to show we weren't one spammer with $20 mil. Play fair.
But better yet, stop playing and do something meaningful.
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