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You know you're a conspiracy theorist if...

You are capable of critical thinking.

You distrust mainstream media.

You like nature.

You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.

You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane...

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...crap.

Personally, I prefer 'Conspiracy Factist'

"We are not human beings having a spiritual experience; we are spiritual beings having a human experience"—Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Funny quote I just stumbled across

"Don't argue with idiots.... They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Law and liberty cannot rationally become the objects of our love, unless they first become the objects of our knowledge.

James Wilson

You know you're a conspiracy

You know you're a conspiracy theorist if you think something is wrong about Congress passing 1000+ page bills they have not read.

You might be a conspiracy

You might be a conspiracy theorist if you don't believe that planes disintegrate and vanish when they crash.

“Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
― Ron Paul

You might be a terrorist if:

You might be a terrorist if:
You are on DailyPaul.com reading this message.

Knock knock
Who's there?

Law and liberty cannot rationally become the objects of our love, unless they first become the objects of our knowledge.

James Wilson

You might be a terrorist if:

You try to convince your friends and family that something fishy is going on in Washington by telling them terrifying truths about the government.

Law and liberty cannot rationally become the objects of our love, unless they first become the objects of our knowledge.

James Wilson

Conspiracy Is A Crime, Not A Theory

Conspiracy Is A Crime, Not A Theory

Conspiracies are actually quite common. They happen all the time. That's why the word is in the English language, it's in the dictionary, and it's been a civil and criminal charge for at least a few hundred years. 40% of the people in federal prison right now are there on a conspiracy charge (among others). BUT....a conspiracy charge won't stand by itself - there must be some other crime involved - conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit fraud etc.

The basic defintion of a conspiracy is: "Two or more people working together towards some illegal result, or using illegal means to achieve a legal result". Note that people work together, or collaborate, all the time!!!...but in order for there to be a conspiracy, there has to be something ILLEGAL going on. Secrecy has nothing to do with it, although most conspiracies are planned in secret - as most good things are done out in the open, and and deeds are done in secret (there are exceptions to this, as war is waged out in the open, and surprise parties are planned in secret)

Hence, anyone who doubts the existence of conspiracies is delusional. A judge is not going to treat a conspiracy charge any different, procedurally, than any other crime. And believe me, evil people work together all the time towards evil goals.......and they work together VERY well (gee, think about who's involved in conspiracies).. Much more efficiently than a bunch of do-gooder bleeding-heart liberals, libertarians or Christians............

Now, over the past hundred years or so, the propagandists have taken this perfectly legitimate legal term, and have added the word "theory" behind it in order to imply that something that is a "theory" that means it is not true. However, you'd never hear a judge use a term like "fraud theory" or "murder theory" before evidence is presented, or a decision handed-down, or like.....ever.

What's funny is that if you look up 'theory' in the dictionary, you'll find definitions such as: "a coherent group of general propositions used as principles of explanation for a class of phenomena" or "the analysis of a set of facts in their relation to one another"......... In other words, it seems perfectly ok to talk about things such as the "theory of relativity" or "theory of evolution" and accept that they are true.......

But now the perception of what the definition of a conspiracy is has changed from "An agreement between two or more persons to commit a crime or accomplish a legal purpose through illegal action." to being associated with tin foil hats, kool-aid, paranoia, lunacy, UFOs, and Bigfoot. And now, Mainstream Media indoctrination causes a "slide response" in people upon hearing the word - causing their brains to go into complete shutdown mode (other words have a similar effect).

You see....... if you and I get toegether and rob a bank, that's called a "conspiracy" (and believe me, they would slap us with that IMMEDIATELY). But when we put our money in the bank and Rockefellers rob us ....oooooh, now the MSM will call that a conspiracy "theory", Get it?" It depends on WHO is doing the plundering.....

There's no doubt in my mind that IF..IF we could EVER get a FAIR trial (impossible, I know) that we'd have no problem coming up with enough evidence to get Rockfellers, Rothschilds, Lehmans, Goldmans, Sachs, JP Morgan, Bushes, Clintons, Bernanke and the whole lot of them convicted for conspiracy, fraud, treason, and unlawful conversion FOR STARTERS. But of course it's hard to enforce something like anti-fraud laws when the government participates in the fraud....

Not everything is a conspiracy, as there must be 2 or more people working towards an illegal result for a conspiracy to exist (that's not to say that laws aren't made to protect those who engage in highly unethical behavior - they most certainly are). However..., nearly everything coming our way these is a DECEPTION. Look around you......war, terrorism, global warming, Obama "care" , advertisements, TV in general, insurance, GMO food, *organized* religion, psychiatry...the list goes on and on...very little is "as it seems"..it's all smoke and mirrors, and it all has a hidden agenda behind some nicey-nice front.

As far as a "Grand Conspiracy", there is indeed a move on towards global government. IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT GOING ON AROUND YOU, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION. The globalist actors have admitted so in their own speeches and writings and I'd be glad to send their own damning words to anyone interested.

So...the bottom line is....I'm going to continue to use the term, with its proper meaning, and in its proper context.........I urge the rest of you to do like-wise, and do not let the propagandists hijack and twist this perfectly legitimate legal term in order to cover up the very real conspiracies the elite (1%) are engaged in every day...

I tell people all the time:

"You can call me a conspiracy theorist if I can call you a coincidence theorist".

Please feel free to re-post, or use as needed.

You Might be a Terrorist

This is America. Be careful what you say.

Ok someone

needs to start a thread based on this. a Jeff Foxworthy-ish "you might be a terrorist"

The line...

"You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are."

made me lmao!

Timothy 4:3

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.

Another conspiracy theorist.
Peace to all.

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
John Locke

And boy did that one come true!

There is practically no truth in the church any more. Hasn't been for quite a while now.

If you think

someone other than the government should over-see their internal investigations...

A Few More "Conspracies"

You might be a conspiracy theorist if you read rhe Daily Paul!
Building 7 might be the best proof that the 9/11 "official" story was a hoax, but there is a long line of additional proof. There are also many other "conspiracy theories" that are more fact than theory.

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Not sure about the nature thing
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Law and liberty cannot rationally become the objects of our love, unless they first become the objects of our knowledge.

James Wilson

What's nature got to do with

What's nature got to do with it?

On "Why" nature

I only came to be able to really speak out for Ron Paul when I reilized that a pro-life stance could be used to combat things like this : http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-disappearing-male/

If it is murder to abort a fetus, then it it a crime to change that person's sex while in womb.

(of course, in most if not all cases of abortion I think the proper legale perspective in regards to abortions is that of justifiable homicide)

These views help me sell Ron Paul to feminists and the "pro-choice at all costs" sorts, as well as environmentalists.

If Ron Paul had the nomination, I would have gone on sabbatical from my job and been knocking on doors, in liberal California, in no small part because I am a "foodie", and I want a healthy natural world, and I see an opening in the liberty movement to even begin talking about these things nationally. (though Jill Stien is also doing a good job in this area)

What's love got to do with it?

Got to do with it

Got to do with it

If you study history...

Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it, those who do are doomed to be called conspiracy theorists.

You know you're a conspiracy theorist...

...if you blindly believe Youtube videos about 9/11 put out by someone you don't even know (without personal research or fact checking), the same way other folks blindly trust that what they see on television as true.

See, that was really simple.

Do you know

Do you know PBS?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW6mJOqRDI4

“Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
― Ron Paul

you know you're a neocon disciple . . .

worshipping you're beloved neocon trinity - bush - cheny - rumsfeld
when
you post what jeff-rox did. :)

Jackson County Georgia

War is an instrument entirely inefficient toward redressing wrong; and multiplies, instead of indemnifying losses.
Thomas Jefferson

For perspective to your standards,

How would you rate the piece recently aired on Colorado public television?

http://www.ae911truth.org/en/news-section/41-articles/654-co...

You know you're a sheep...

... when you believe the official government story is the whole truth and nothing but the truth (without doubt or questioning), and in a display of perfect pavlovian conditioning exhibit a knee-jerk reaction by labeling those who dare question the official story as conspiracy theorists.

See what I did there.

Problem

with what you said is, WHICH videos portraying WHAT about 9/11? The ones that show how stupid the 9/11 commission report is, or the ones that hold up for the official report?

skippy

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The same assclowns who think McVeigh masterminded the OKC bombing, or those evil Branch Davidians set themselves and their children on fire, or that really was a case of mistaken identity when the U.S.S. Liberty got wacked.

Mebe it's just me, but truth is gettin' pretty hard to come by these days - just look at the current election...

Be seeing you.

You know you're a conspiracy

You know you're a conspiracy theorist if you believe you should only go war with a declaration.

You're a conspiracy theorist

You're a conspiracy theorist if you are still wondering what happened to that 2.1 trillion that went missing Sept. 10, 2001.

“Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
― Ron Paul

YA!!

WTF was up with that?

You're probably a conspiracy

You're probably a conspiracy theorist if you think it's a little strange that the Bush and Hinckley families were close friends.

“Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
― Ron Paul