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Health Officials Urging Americans To Do Something, Anything For 30 Minutes A Day

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Hello! This is the Onion people.

Satire not real, although I could see our WH putting out something similar and thinking it was correct info.


This sounds like very good advice

Thirty minutes a day actively protesting Obamacare and other government intrusions in our lives seems like a good idea.

Write a letter to the editor.
Write a letter to the congress.
Talk to your neighbors.
Post a sign in your yard.
Stand on a corner with a well worded sign.

Thirty minutes a day every day should help your chances of survival.

Mighty mountains in grandeur stand, but tiny raindrops turn them to sand! Noah, I think I just felt a raindrop!!

30 minutes of political activity is a lot to ask even from a


It was probably the pandas.

Sweating without supplementation is suicide.

90 nutrients are essential every day. One is oxygen.

Repetition is my job. My job is repetition.

Lady here, says I just forgot and am covering up.

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god help us all...


Father - Husband - Son - Spirit - Consciousness

I wonder if we should drink water?

What does the first lady think?

It was probably the pandas.

As usual government gets it wrong.

The average age of Doctors is 56, professional athletes make it to 61.

The average couch potato lives to 75, because they avoid sweating out their essential nutrients.

Is government conspiring to shorten our lifespan?

Their food pyramid is upside down, the drugs the FDA approves are killing people in droves.

Not to mention death by illegal wars and police violence.

Government makes me sick.

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You simply replace the minerals you sweat O.o
Not that hard. Do the research.
Don't think 1 generic multi vitamin will do it.
Consume at least twice the daily allowance you see on labels.
Stay away from fluoride O.O!
View eating as building block consumption not recreation.
Not that hard, use your brain :D

"You only live free if your willing to die free."

It's good to stretch your leg

once in a while...

It was probably the pandas.