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The Debate: Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney

Moderator: Welcome to tonight's debate. Here's the first question for both candidates. Would you be willing to destroy the dollar to save the economy?"

Barack Obama: If putting Americans back to work requires debasing the national currency, I’ll support a money supply large enough to provide ever American with a job.

Mitt Romney: Because I’m reluctant to raise taxes or reduce spending, currency expansion is the best way to spur economic growth. Money printing around the globe will do a great deal to encourage job creation.

Moderator: If war with Iran is inevitable, when do you plan to order a first strike?

Barack Obama: America’s commitment to Israel will never waiver. To protect our Middle Eastern ally, a strike can be ordered at any time—if not sooner.

Mitt Romney: When it comes to Iran, every option is on the table should Israel’s national security be threatened. If it takes a first strike to prevent a war, that’s what I’ll do.

Moderator: What civil rights should be infringed to protect the freedoms of Americans?

Barack Obama: Listen. I know how important freedom is to the American people. Therefore, I’m willing to sacrifice every individual right to protect freedom for all.

Mitt Romney: Unlike my opponent, I’ll immediately revoke every right to ensure that Americans don’t lose their freedoms. No ifs, ands or buts, unlike my opponent.

Moderator: That concludes tonight’s debate. Americans now must choose between these two very different candidates based upon their starkly contrasting views.



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I only watched a few minutes

I only watched a few minutes but rmoney is actually doing some work.

Too bad they will never talk about topics and offer real answers.

I wish one time a question about the Fed or the NDAA would come up.

I don't understand this

Why are you using two different names for the same guy?

-quiet engineer

Mitt Obama and Barack Romney

That's how I originally identified the political twins.

I always liked Obamney

I always liked Obamney

The Long Legged Mac Daddy is getting his

arse kicked by ole Mitt

"You Cannot Stop An Idea Whose Time Has Come"

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Live link

http://www.youtube.com/politics?feature=inp-lt-ype-60

Real eyes realize real lies

We want our country back

Every year is a year for Ron Paul!

Presidential debate drinking

Presidential debate drinking game:

1 sip of water for every instance of the word "job"
1 sip of water every time you hear the word "economy"
1 shot of whiskey every time Romney mentions "private sector"

who am i kidding, this is a death sentence not a drinking game.

Nice

Pretty much spot on!

Two sides of the same coin!

That's funny

Well done!

Starkly contrasting views!!

That's a good one, hahaha!

Love thy enemy.