I Had An Affair With Mitt Romney Last NightSubmitted by zooamerica on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 20:45
Well, it is the evening after, and I must be honest...
I could never be a politician because honesty and politics do not mix! Ron Paul was the lone exception to the rule.
I liked Mitt Romney for the first time in my life last night, and I feel dirty. I feel like a kid who just ate too much Halloween candy, or someone who just had a one night stand with someone I never thought I'd sleep with...
But how could I resist? I'm a political junky, and I admit it. I whore myself out to the game of politics, and I follow the game and love it like NFL football.
Football, politics, beer, and cigarettes.
I'm a hypocrite in so many ways, just like Mitt Romney....
Romney was very sharp last night, and Obama performed horribly.
Was this by design? I don't think it was. Obama could have sealed the deal with just an average showing, but he tanked the debate. All the MSM communists were very upset, Chris Matthews in particular!
Is there REALLY a difference between the two candidates on the issues? Yes. Obama wants the government to control the private sector, and Romney wants the private sector to control the government....
But the main reason why I liked Mitt Romney last night was because for the first time ever, the man came off as being genuine and honest. He seemed to be his CEO self, not a guy trying to speak with two nuts in his mouth. He tickled my ears, and fondled my private political balls, killing me softly, with his touch.
I feel violated, but I liked it...hate to admit it, but it's true.
Mitt touched me.
Will I vote for him? Hell no, I live in New York for Christ's sake. I may as well be voting in Cuba against Castro.
But I must say, I did appreciate Romney's rhetoric during last night's debate. I'll buy his rhetoric over Obama's for a dollar any day and pay it to the cable company because I'm addicted to bologna, and bologna is cheap.
"If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand..."