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I Had An Affair With Mitt Romney Last Night

Well, it is the evening after, and I must be honest...

I could never be a politician because honesty and politics do not mix! Ron Paul was the lone exception to the rule.

I liked Mitt Romney for the first time in my life last night, and I feel dirty. I feel like a kid who just ate too much Halloween candy, or someone who just had a one night stand with someone I never thought I'd sleep with...

But how could I resist? I'm a political junky, and I admit it. I whore myself out to the game of politics, and I follow the game and love it like NFL football.

Football, politics, beer, and cigarettes.

I'm a hypocrite in so many ways, just like Mitt Romney....

Romney was very sharp last night, and Obama performed horribly.

Was this by design? I don't think it was. Obama could have sealed the deal with just an average showing, but he tanked the debate. All the MSM communists were very upset, Chris Matthews in particular!

Is there REALLY a difference between the two candidates on the issues? Yes. Obama wants the government to control the private sector, and Romney wants the private sector to control the government....

But the main reason why I liked Mitt Romney last night was because for the first time ever, the man came off as being genuine and honest. He seemed to be his CEO self, not a guy trying to speak with two nuts in his mouth. He tickled my ears, and fondled my private political balls, killing me softly, with his touch.

I feel violated, but I liked it...hate to admit it, but it's true.

Mitt touched me.

Will I vote for him? Hell no, I live in New York for Christ's sake. I may as well be voting in Cuba against Castro.

But I must say, I did appreciate Romney's rhetoric during last night's debate. I'll buy his rhetoric over Obama's for a dollar any day and pay it to the cable company because I'm addicted to bologna, and bologna is cheap.

"If you believe in forever, then life is just a one night stand..."


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Huh...and I thought this would be The Granger's post...

...but then, I really shouldn't have. There's been no "affair" going on there...he's been her unabashed pimp for going on forever, and last night she was standing on the street corner, fishnets and all, as ordered...

Wha? .....hey....who stole my country?

I feel the same way!!!

I watched it twice! I let myself be seduced (the first round) watched it as if I was the same 2000/2004 George W Bush neocon voter I once was. And found myself shouting down Obama and cheering on Mittens! I forced to myself to watch it a second time vigilent on ALL that I have learned in this process.... but your right, it makes you feel dirty!

I'm voting for Johnson --- and though there are many things I don't like about him, I'm resolved to vote for the larger third party as a fu vote to the two party monopoly!

" Single acts of tyranny may be ascribed to the accidental opinion of they day; but a series of oppresssions...pursued unalterably, through every change of ministers, too plainly proove delibrate, systematical plan of reducing us to slavery..."

I'm voting for my right

I'm voting for my right hand...

Never be afraid to ask simple questions.