What's Your Favorite Election 2012 Commemorative Breakfast Cereal?Submitted by Anti-Panda Prop... on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 17:16
If you've tried all four varieties, or even if not, vote for your favorite breakfast cereal inspired by the top four 2012 presidential candidates:
Dr. No's Ohs -
Everyone has seen a 'No Oh' - those signs with someone doing something they shouldn't, inside a red circle with a line through it.
Ron Paul, Congress' infamous Dr. No reminds you to say no every day with Wheat-y No flakes, Oat-y No Ohs, Bran-y Bicycle Wheels, and miniature marshmallow softballs!
Serve with whole milk and a shot of Tabasco.
Grits and Hominy by Mitt Romney -
Hominy and Grits! Grits and Hominy,
Don't just be a runner-up when you could be the nominee!
Up in the north we always get some parsley on our plate,
But in the south, why son, that there is grits what you just ate!
So if your mouth you want to sate
Then try Mitt's Grits and Hominy!
Serve with honey or butter. Also try over Mitt Ramen Noodles.
Barry O's Nuts, Fruits and Flakes
5 kinds of flakes, four kinds of fruits, and every kind of nut you can think of, together for the first time in one tiny box!
Serve with skim chocolate milk
Gary J's America's Favorite Breakfast Crunch
What's America's favorite breakfast food? Eggs? Pancakes? Buttered Grits? Cold Pizza?
Whatever it is, we guarantee it's in there!
Available soon in single-serve tubes or party-size tubes you can pass around to all your friends!
Goes great with America's favorite breakfast beverages - orange juice, apple juice, Stroh's Light, or black coffee!