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"Shake It Like An Etch-a-sketch!": The Best Mitt Romney Parody Ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t-A2zXI1RU

"SHAKE IT LIKE AN ETCH-A-SKETCH" LYRICS

Mitt Romney is in effect for the 2012
reppin' all the job creators
Even if they don't really create any jobs,
it's all good
Just get that money!

He's got more presidents than the US Mint
He represents the Mormons & the one percent
If you don't like what he's saying, then it's not what he meant
Now shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt!

Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt, ho!

Haters mad 'cause he's been rich, pockets fat like Gingrich
They're salty like the lake while he's running the Olympics
He's picking a position, then he's switching like a porno star
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch, forget what you heard or saw
He's a flip-flopper! This a head knocker!
Better tell Baracka Mitt's the new rocka!
Tell your sick mama stop it with the drama
'cause when he beats Obama, healthcare will be gonna!
Shout out to all the conservatives!
He's gon show you all what time it is!
He's gon make it rain on the white and rich!
Let it trickle down your suit while you shake it for Mitt!
HOLD UP-- no homo. Really, no homos.
What he said befo', ho? That ain't no mo!
He's going hard to the right, extreme outta sight
Campaign so insane Herman Cain couldn't hang!
Super PAC got his back & they ready to attack!
He don't need facts, he got money for that!
He don't need a plan, 'cause he's the man
Been running this land since it all began
Gotta have a quarter bil just to play this league
That's bil with a "B", and they got D.C.
Yeah, they got the country club. Yeah, they got the Ivy League
Yeah, they got the tax breaks, they're the real OGs
They're the GOP! And this is how they're livin'
1950s, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1940S, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1930S I don't think you listened
They're the GOP! And this is how they're livin'
1950s, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1940s, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
1930s, they hope you didn't listen!

He's got more presidents than the US Mint
He represents the Mormons & the one percent
If you don't like what he's saying, then it's not what he meant
Now shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt!

Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch! Shake it like an etch-a-sketch!
Shake it like an etch-a-sketch & vote for Mitt, ho!

So what he's from Michigan?
F@#% the Motor City! F@#% GM!
Going underwater? Better learn how to swim!
And you can OCCUPY THIS if you're voting for Dems
He's got a fix for your economic dip!
Take a page from his Bain Capital clique!
Swoop in like a vulture, turn a profit quick.
Search the curb where your job got kicked!
Have a baby, baby, be a millionaire or be on welfare
He don't really care!
Just pop them babies out, and shut it with the mouth
Mitt's got a strategy to win down South!
Roll through your Planned Parenthood
Defund it, close it for good
Don't fret-- here's a contraceptive to please:
Hold his campaign button in your knees & squeeze!
Ole to the Mexicans,
now say adios! Cross the border again!
Mitt's got a dream and you ain't in it
Give him a lie, he'll show you how to spin it
Give him a tax cut, he'll show you how to spend it
Elevators for the cars, houses to inifinite
Deregulate Wall St, the House and the Senate
The party ain't Republican til Mitt jumps in it!
Money off shore, dog on the roof
Driving to the White House, don't break for truth!
Don't really shoot guns, but he'll fire
Any unions that aspire to get their wages higher
Tell grandpa go on, kick the bucket!
Social security? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Food aid? Medicaid? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Education? Transportation? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Tell the veterans they can just suck it!
Social security? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Food aid? Medicaid? CUT IF FROM THE BUDGET!
Scholarships? Benefits? CUT IT FROM THE BUDGET!
Here, have a dollar. Learn how to stretch it!
Don't like what he says? Better etch-a-sketch it!

VOTE FOR MITT! VOTE FOR MITT!

Oh, y'all ain't know? Mitt Romney's TOO BIG TO FAIL!
Just ask his man, Rick Santorum!
And he don't care what liberals say.
Corporations ARE people. They're HIS people.

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Voted down. This video is a piece of crap.

This video does not deal with the essential issue of Liberty. It falls squarely within the right-left paradigm that I believe Ron Paulers have unplugged from. Where is the issue of bailouts and assassination of US citizens in this video. To be blunt, this video is a piece of crap on so many levels.

Mirand Sharma

Left/Right crap. People who

Left/Right crap. People who made the video are obviously Obama voters

Southern Agrarian

I haven't developed the

I haven't developed the skills to make my own 'perfect' video.