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I, Mike Huckabee, do solemnly swear...

"I, Mike Huckabee, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

So help us God.

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President Huckabee

Sounds like a comic strip or name of a used car lot.

"Come ohn down and drive off in yer nearly new Toyotie pick 'em up truck, we got free bibles fer yer wifey and colorin' books fer the kiddies. If ya buy today, I'll have my mescan, Pablo, give ya a free warsh job and a little 'merican flag fer yer antenney. Git yesef on down to President Huckabee's, where YER dollar gits ya not as much as ya espect, but still a perty good deal. God told me to treat ya riaght!"