Entire Nation Now Undecided After 4 Debates

Because a laugh helps to avoid crying ... once in a while; from The Onion :

"WASHINGTON — Following the completion of three presidential debates and one vice presidential debate, a nationwide Gallup tracking poll conducted this morning has found that all registered voters in the United States now consider themselves undecided in the upcoming election.

According to the polling data, 100 percent of women, men, African-Americans, Hispanics, small business owners, LGBT voters, seniors, Tea Party activists, and members of every other category surveyed fall into the undecided camp after witnessing the candidates from both the Democratic and Republican tickets face off on national television for a total of six hours.

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Read on :

http://www.theonion.com/articles/entire-nation-now-undecided...

P.S.
this is satire

P.P.S.
though amazingly accurate or objective, often, as reality overcomes fiction for these Great Inversion Times we live in...