I have been convinced to vote for Romney - an exercise in sarcasm

My satire response, on various tea party groups and NYS repub party to those who support Romney. I bet there are many republican standard issue types who are going to believe this stuff.

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You have convinced me.

We better get Romney elected because he is better. We have to get rid of Obama. He is the core problem to our nations issues.

With a Romney win, us Republicans will have control of the white house, and can start to take our country back by having Mitt do executive orders right away.

Mitt will have the best attorneys to make sure that everything he does is constitutional. This is a great idea and just what we need.

Also, Mitt will make sure we can fund everything by having the Federal Reserve continue to keep the dollar stable by purchasing more bonds. This way we can help those in the middle east convert to democracy.

I remember him stating that he is for Chairman Bernanke and the Fed.
This is good, since Romney is a shrewd businessman and knows what is
best for us.

He will also maintain our favored nation status with Israel to help
keep America safe from terrorists. That and with the Patriot Act and
NDAA, I am sure he will take care of all those future domestic
terrorists that probably already have sleeper cells in our
neighborhoods. We need to keep our families and children safe.

And I also agree that with Romney taking a tough stance with Iran, this will be good for us and for everyone globally.

Mitt will create jobs. So we will be alright there too. It is getting exciting just thinking about how much better things are going to be.

I think Mitt will also do the right thing concerning abortion and gay marriage. He is conservative and this will make those of strong faith proud.

Overall, Romney is the best choice for us in the Tea Party. He is our only hope to have a Republic form of government. But he can't do it alone, he needs our help. We have to get rid of Obama to be free, safe, and prosperous.

Vote for Romney or this is the end of America as we know it. Let's
take our country back.

Mitt's a Hit. Go Romney.