My upcoming predictions. I'm happy to tell you that I've figured it all out.Submitted by ArsenalGunners11 on Thu, 11/01/2012 - 03:15
So, here is the scenario's as I see them.
Obama is going to win next Tuesday.
Romney is going to cry tears, but later tell you that they were in fact fake tears to continue with his campaign of flip-flopping on emotions. He will go on to write books, and hold rallies at local Staples shopping centers to crowds of less than 10 people... that just so happened to need a refill on their ink cartridge.
Ron Paul will win the state of Maine as a Write-In candidate. He will garnish 5% of the national vote as a Write-In candidate... whether all counted or not.
Reince Priebus & John Boehner will move to another country to avoid the embarrasment of losing even after cheating at the RNC, yet they'll blame their moving on Obama. They will need additional tissue to cry over realizing that it turns out that the people of Maine aren't lying when they say that as Maine goes, so goes the country.
The GOP Establishment will fall flat on their ugly smug cheating faces, and admit that their foolish ways are over after humiliating defeats in 2008 & 2012.
Gary Johnson will celebrate winning 4% of the national vote (Waaait for it).
Fox News reporters, Glenn Beck, & Rush will know that the reason why their precious GOP establishment candidate lost, was due to the fact that they shunned Ron Paul. They will blame Paulbots, rather than themselves, yet continue to make money off of talking smack about Obama.
Bill O'Reilly will retire after getting it wrong twice (in 2008 & 2012), and people will go back to watching Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy again like real Americans used to do. He wants to retire anyway.
Obama will commit an impeachable offense. He will get impeached and Biden will become President. Biden will get impeached just because he became President. Boehner would be next in line, but he denounced his U.S. citizenship... Remember?
Mass confusion in the government happens. They call the Supreme Court. They ask...
Breyer - "Well, what is that Ron Paul guy doing these days?"
Thomas - "Oh, I think he's mostly retired, but doing work for LPAC and a few speeches at colleges with thousands of people attending."
Alito - "Do the people like him?"
Ginsburg - "Like him? They love him."
Roberts - "Alright, let's make him President, and that nice fellow Napolitano his VP."
Kagan - "Sounds good."
Sotomayor - "Oh, don't forget we need a new Speaker of the House since Boehner is no longer here."
Scalia - "Well, how about that Libertarian fellow, Gary Johnson?"
Kennedy - "Sounds good to me."
Roberts - "It's a deal, and while we're at it, the Libertarians are going to get to debate in future elections."
Well, at least I still have the liberty to dream up something like this... for now. :)