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Election Prediction Thread: The Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich?

I know both Romney and Obama are Statists who want to control our lives using the force of government, but unfortunately, one of them will win the rigged election on Tuesday, November 6th? Who do you think will win, the Giant Douche or the Turd Sandwich?

I'm guessing Obama, though lately I've been having doubts. Obama is just serving it up to Romney, and now we find out Bain has a stake in some Ohio voting machines...

What say you?

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sixes or sevens

I am thousands of miles away trying to imagine what it would feel like, waiting in line for the opportunity to share my equally important opinion on the common direction the peoples of the most powerful nation on earth should take. I think it would feel very similar to being asked in a F.E.M.A. camp cafeteria what flavour of crap i will choose to swallow for the next 4 years....Red goop or Blue slops.... or starve whilst enjoying a facade of freedom at gunpoint. Those are the choices voters are left with because tyranny has beaten liberty this time around. I think president douchebag of the red slops crap party has a good dishonest chance of poisoning the majority with turd sandwiches! Hopefully many more and more of us will choose to starve and not swallow their crap anymore. The fact remains Ron Paul could still win if enough of you hunger for it.

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I am in Ohio

voting for GJ. Hoping to defeat Rmoney and deny him the win. That will re-elect Obummer.

So, I am hoping for a divided congress and gridlock. Obummer will be a lame duck in two years and trying to cover his tracks and create his fake legacy.

I do think Rmoney would be better on taxes and the economy but his foreign policy advisors scare me shitless.

I have no clue.

On the one hand, I feel the PTB want Obama to stay in there, otherwise they would have picked somebody other than Romney. Most people only like Romney because he is not Obama, no matter how similar he is. So on the other hand, I feel Romney may win for that reason? I don't know. Either way, it obviously sucks but we've got to stay positive, like Ron Paul does, and work our butts off in every capacity and every way that we can. Liberty is worth fighting for. So many times I feel it would be so much easier to give up, seeing how corrupt it is, but whatever we do we must never do that!
God bless the good people of the US and God damn the predators.

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my pick... Romney delivers a

my pick...

Romney delivers a stone cold stunner and mops the floor with Obama. 52-45%.

“Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
― Ron Paul

Why can't we all go back in

Why can't we all go back in the Hot Tub Time Machine?

“Let it not be said that no one cared, that no one objected once it’s realized that our liberties and wealth are in jeopardy.”
― Ron Paul

What if . . .

they held an "election" and nobody came

In a sane world

With candidates like these, that really should be the end result.

Intrade is showing Obama at

Intrade is showing Obama at about 68% chance of winning so I would say Obama wins. Gary Johnson posted on his FB earlier that he was polling close to 5% in Ohio so that would really push the chances even higher for Obama. Obama frightens the crap out of me, and I'll be glad if he loses. But then I realize that means Romney would be president..ugh. No matter the outcome, the american people will all be losers on Tuesday.

If bush won in 2004

Then That basically proves the Vote him in again syndrome is worse than anyone could think

Obama for sure.

"Truth is Treason in an Empire that lies" - Ron Paul

Educate the masses, and win in the end.

I just can't wait till it's

I just can't wait till it's over. So tired of listenting to these 2 liars. I have had the chance to change the minds of 5 people who were voting for Romney tho.. They are changing thier votes to write in Ron or Gary Johnson. Once I explain that there is no difference it's kinda like a light goes off...

My pick is Romney. I think that the electorate has swung to the other side now.

Jefferson's picture


to THAT. Only 3 more days. I'm sick of all the squabbling. We don't even know if our votes are truly counted in the first place. Until that is changed, I don't see much hope.
Bracing for impact.

I thought BHO initially would get 4 more because they seem to operate in 8 year cycles. Now I'm not so sure.

Here is a great infographic showing contributions. It includes RP.

They both are statists BUT

Obama is a committed ideologue against the free markets and personal liberty.
Romney is a typical Republican-for freedom except where he can use government to get his way.
Obama on the other hand thinks the government is ALWAYS the way.
Not voting for either of them BUT if I had to chose, it would be Romney hands down.

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You forgot...

Romney has not murdered anybody yet. Probably.

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SteveO24's picture

I'm on pins and needles

I just think its so important for our future! Romney is so unbelievably smart and so is Obama... we can't go wrong!!!!

My vote is for the toilet

My vote is for the toilet bowl of diarrhea from Chicago

Southern Agrarian

Linda Cross's picture

It will be an extremely close race,

but the networks will announce the winner the second the polls close.

If you see something, say something, the government is listening.
Silence isn't golden, it's yellow.

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the turd sandwich wins in a landslide...

unless the giant douche cheats!

anybody's guess...

its 'cos I owe ya, my young friend...
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My money is on

Turd Sandwich

I just need as accurate as

I just need as accurate as possible polling data over the next few days. Granted, any such data must be viewed in light of potential fraud.

Michael Nystrom's picture

Turd Sandwich

I say Romney. Romney seems to be the one who would do the most damage in terms of demoralizing activists across the spectrum:

To the Occupy folks, he is a member of the 1%
To the Tea Party, he is a fake conservative
To the Ron Paul folks, he is the one who screwed us over the worst

Plus, he seems to be the one who can further advance the globalist agenda in ways Obama can't (i.e. war with Iran).

(In case you haven't guessed, I think these are 'selections' not 'elections')

The tightening of the race and the black box voting machines make a theft possible in ways it was not possible in '08. The chasm was too wide to cross in '08. Not so anymore. I've looked at all the press reports which make it genuinely appear to be a tossup.

Real Clear Politics is good for that:

Perfect setup for the Turd Sandwich.

All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.

I'm afraid you may be right....

...a Romney loss could cast Rush, Beck, Hannity, Levin, FOX, et. al as irrelevant and wrong. A Romney win could do the same to us I fear...at least in perception.

I'm a serial entrepreneur and liberty activist from Texas!


I agree...

Except, I see Romnney as the Giant Douche. He's clearly the choice of the PTB as well...possibly because they realize we're completely fed up with the turd sandwich (Obama) and a Romney win gives the impression that "democracy" works.

Michael Nystrom's picture

No way!

Romney is clearly the Turd Sandwich.


All art is only done by the individual. The individual is all you ever have, and all schools only serve to classify their members as failures. E.H.

I don't know if it's racist....

...but I always considered Obama the Turd Sandwich and Romney the Douche!

I'm a serial entrepreneur and liberty activist from Texas!


I'm with you,

I really thought Obama was a shoo in but he just seems to be in a backwards slide lately. I think it could really go either way at this point.