Gary Johnson's Biggest Fault? He's Not Ron Paul. No One Is. No One Ever Will Be.Submitted by Chris Cacophoniski on Mon, 11/05/2012 - 06:12
Dear Dr. Paul,
Everyone on this forum loves you.
However, we all have a common problem with you.
You're too darn perfect!
Of course, we all know that you aren't perfect. Of course, you know those faults of your own that you never need share. As human beings, the rest of us know or suspect those faults which hardly need to be mentioned in polite company...
Why'd you have to be so darned close-to-perfect?!?
You've set a standard which we all aspire to - even your detractors, secretly I suspect.
You've filled your niche and accomplished your task, to quote Robert L. Stevenson.
You've even managed to lead an entire revolution without issuing a single order or mandate!
Finally, you've left us floundering.
Do we call your semi-endorsement of Gary Johnson an endorsement and vote for him?
Do we write in your name as a show of solidarity?
Do we clean the rain gutters on election day in an attempt to get something meaningful accomplished on this day of otherwise wasted efforts?
Or do we call it a night as it's obviously very late and some of us will need to finish this post tomorrow afternoon sometime?