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I Ain't Goin' Nowhere

Tomorrow we will watch as one of the 2 presidential candidates who aren't Ron Paul is elected president.

Undoubtedly many, many of the people on the interwebs who were vocal and loud during the presidential campaign season will disappear without a hint of a trace once all is said and dumb.

I ain't goin' nowhere.

You goin' somewhere?

(11-17 edit - briefly titled Why I'm Not Leaving Daily Paul)

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Why I'm waiting for everybody else to leave the daily paul

i'm sick of these curtains.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.

Do you like to redecorate peoples' houses when they're out?

What a hoot.

9-11 was a panda job.

I'm starting to formulate a pattern...

with your parody posts of other DP posts, lol

If I disappear from a discussion please forgive me. My 24-7 business requires me to split mid-sentence to serve them. I am not ducking out, I will be back later to catch up.

There is a pattern. I created a rule for myself...

that the 'funny stuff' should only be around a third or so. Any more than that and I'm none more than a youtube commenter.

Believe it or not, I know I'm taking a risk every time I post an Onion video. It is a calculated risk.

9-11 was a panda job.

How do you split the ratio with your sockpuppets? 60/40?

I see the use of sockpuppets as a big red flag.

while I do try to lighten the mood, a court jester is NOT needed.

Although they can be fun

I'm still trying to figure out if the parodies of other DP posters are a good thing or a bad thing for the DP as a whole when viewed by public readers. I have to set my mind right and put myself in their shoes for a bit for proper perception.

If I disappear from a discussion please forgive me. My 24-7 business requires me to split mid-sentence to serve them. I am not ducking out, I will be back later to catch up.

How do you view the use of sockpuppets?

I will bet that you don't have or use them here.
I certainly don't.
what does it say about someone if they do and openly admit it?
schizophrenia? do you calculate the ratio of your posts?

OMG, why did I find the thought of that funny?
(somehow I think you have better things to do)

what is a sock puppet?

Not familiar with that term.

9-11 was a panda job.

Stupid Question, Piss-ant.

I don't mind if you fuck with me dipshit.

you KNOW what I am, what and who are you?

yes, that was a challenge, Mr keyboard warrior.

Admittedly I've given the 'outsider' perspective very little

thought.

But, on thinking on it a little, I'd say that random 'onion' videos are the least of our worries here.

9-11 was a panda job.

I agree, anything to lighten the mood around here

except maybe parodies of other members posts. Just saying it could be throwing a wrench in the works as to how credible the DP is viewed in whole by outsiders coming here for serious and intelligent reads. A parody could be understood to render the original null and void in credibility which in turn could also lower the credibility of the whole site? Just thinking outside the box man.

If I disappear from a discussion please forgive me. My 24-7 business requires me to split mid-sentence to serve them. I am not ducking out, I will be back later to catch up.

I've been accused of same just about everyplace

but I'm with you on the mood lightening, we need laughter as much as anyone. And is it a bad thing to demonstrate freedom while we discuss it to death?

It's supposed to be fun.

Perhaps we're showing people that freedom isn't homogenous. We've certainly broken out of the blue navy blazer, slightly askew bowtie wearing gin and tonic sipping libertarianism of old.

Plus, we're fringe. We're what's left of the R3VOLUTION! We have no other role and we're seldom welcome anyplace else. And for us, freedom isn't just an idea, it's a lifestyle.

There is nothing strange about having a bar of soap in your right pocket, it's just what's happening.

The new title of this little piece is indeed a parody.

Notice, however, the lack of any forum thread with the title of 'I'm tired of not seeing bikinis on DP.'

Subtle proof that indeed I can maintain my composure in the face of dipdiplitude mega-plus one.
:)

9-11 was a panda job.

No - I'm not going anywhere.

I'm gonna stay right here...

9-11 was a panda job.

Amen

brother in liberty.