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Jesse Ventura Goes Over The Edge On Conspiracy Theory Tonight With David Icke And Shapeshifting Reptillians

“Conspiracy Theory” returns November 7 to truTV

Past shows delved into topics such as the Bilderbergs, the New World Order, and the Illuminati. But tonight's show, according to truTV, deals with what may be “the real global power that lies outside our solar system.” Season three kicks off with one of Time.com's top 10 most talked about conspiracy theories and one of the most controversial, the Reptilian Conspiracy.

“According to veteran conspiracy theorists such as David Icke, the world wide ruling class was created thousands of years ago through a strategic mating of human beings and Reptilian Aliens.

Thousands of years ago, these humanoid reptiles came to Earth and decided to stay. Some ancient texts call them seraphim; others call them nagas or djinns. Regardless of their name, they interbred with humans and gained the ability to shape-shift. Even today, reptilians have the ability to hold either a human shape or their true form – a lean, reptile-like biped between 5 and 12 feet...

This shape-shifting ability has allowed reptilians to thrive on Earth. Part of their material success is the rumor that they interbreed so that their wealth and special physical skills are kept “in the family,” so to speak. By concentrating their wealth, the reptilians have gained an incredible amount of power. In fact, it is possible to trace their origins back to the rule of Charlemagne in 8th century A.D. The reptilian dynasty has since spawned every U.S. president, the House of Windsor, the Vatican, the Rockefellers, and the Rothchilds. (Allegedly, of course, and with very little evidence, we should point out.)

Whole article.
http://www.examiner.com/article/conspiracy-theory-returns-no...

This is why I laugh at people when the say Jesse Ventura for President.
No discretion whatsoever and he'd be better off just staying a surf bum in Mexico. Don't Start The Revolution Without Me and The Reptilians : )



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I saw one at the hospital

she couldn't wait to jab my arm and get some of my blood...

Hate filled her eyes.

Pandacentricism will be our downfall.

someone doesn't like the fact

someone doesn't like the fact that i've seen them before

lawrence

I've seen them, too

and it's not so creepy.

BTW, Icke is a Madam Blavatsky Theosophy hack, like Maxwell and all the NEW AGE ESOTERIC thinking guild.

They that give up liberty for security deserve neither.

I'm interested

in hearing more.

if i told you i saw a unicorn

if i told you i saw a unicorn humping a reptellian, would you challenge me?

The whole end of this episode

The whole end of this episode was just a hitpiece on David Icke. The interview was so highly edited and much of what Icke was saying was taken out of context.

Icke responded to this interview a year ago here here: http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/56029-jesse-ventura-pet-d...

I just lost a lot of respect for Ventura for pulling this.

Icke is petty

He literally believes himself to be the Son of God.

I had to shamefully cover up that part when I introduced my mother to his 5 sense conspiracy video... oh well!

They that give up liberty for security deserve neither.

why hate on Jesse?

.

This is

horrible, I'm watching it now and it is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen. We need to run far from this and never look back.

"Endless money forms the sinews of war." - Cicero, www.freedomshift.blogspot.com

I for one

... welcome our new Reptilian overlords.

lol @ reptillians

LOL

LOL

LOL

Arrrgh... Jessie's a socialist anyway.

BUT I still enjoy a good Jessie head shakein'.

He's anti-establishment and I like that.

You can't really get more anti-establishment than Reptillian.. haha

nice ring

"Ya Can't Really Get More Anti-Establishment Than Reptillian- Jesse '16"

FACEPALM

...this is the reason Jesse Ventura will never make a good liberty candidate.

"Alas! I believe in the virtue of birds. And it only takes a feather for me to die laughing."

he would be a great spokesman though

Even when he says his crazy rants people will know that was HIS rant not the candidate he is supporting lol.

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Joη's picture

beginning as a misinterpretation of the "reptilian brain"

meaning the part of the brain we inherited from our proto-reptile ancestors who iteratively evolved it hundreds of millions of years ago to manage various fundamental aspects of an organic body, it is also associated with baser, primal instincts, thus the negative implication, of course misinterpreted to its hyperbolic extreme as "evil elite shape shifters".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_brain

But then, try telling that to Jordan Maxwell, who is convinced they exist though has never seen them, or better yet Alex Collier, who swears to have seen them, and will tell anyone that listens...but that seems to only be Ramtha cults nowadays.

"You underestimate the character of man." | "So be off now, and set about it." | Up for a game?

Thank you Jon

Many are not aware of this.

"Its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."
Mark Twain

There are a ton of different

There are a ton of different cultures that have preserved stories and depictions of large reptilian figures as gods or in positions of leadership or otherwise special beings. Nobody has to believe it, but it's just as prevalent worldwide as the great flood, for example. So it's not a new idea, only new to us, while we are much more tolerant of current mainstream ideas such as Jesus and whatnot because we're used to them.

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undecided

are we really so sure reptilians
are fake or nonexistent?
the bible speaks of one,who changed the hearts of
adam and eve.they are also on the medical
insignia
i know it sounds weird,but just what did god throw out
of heaven after the revolt?
deacon

If we deny truth before your very eyes,then the rest of what we have to say,is of little consequence

1. Make questionable

1. Make questionable conspiracy show that deals mainly with political topics
2. Even though it is in a laughable format, get just enough truth in there to make it interesting
3. Nah. Screw it. Start covering crazy stuff.
4. ???
5. Profit?

Found it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO5sxLapAts

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

Yeah-yuss

I remember that it is true there was that news show where some dude who looked like the Beastmaster shot a lazer gun at a reptile woman who ate a gerbil for dinner it was real they took over and stuff and the earth was always theirs for ever and ever and ever asnd eve ransd ever !

Step off, Annunaki MFs!

What would the Founders do?

This is what we call...

...jumping the freaking shark.

He was already a little weird, but he had good points, and I enjoyed the show, as it did reveal some interesting facts at the very least. And hey, I hang out with you people online - I can handle a little weirdness. ;)

This? This is utter lunacy. The reptilian crap is even more idiotic than Scientology. It makes for great fiction, but it has no basis in reality whatsoever. To make matters worse, this single episode will totally negate all the things his show has truly exposed - Big Brother, the Fed, FEMA, 9/11.

And yet, I feel compelled to find the episode on Youtube. I guess it's like "Ancient Aliens" - ridiculous, but endlessly entertaining.

I dunno about jumping the shark

But... Ancient Aliens.

"Truth is Treason in an Empire that lies" - Ron Paul

Educate the masses, and win in the end.

TONIGHT on Conspiracy Theory with Me, Jesse Ventura!

Hi I'm Jesse Ventura and on my previous show, I recycled all the crap I could remember, I, myself, Jesse Ventura, former governor and Navy SEAL, remember from Alex Jones BUT...

SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE I JUST REMEMBERED, me, Jesse Ventura, indicates that THERE'S EVEN MORE STUFF YOU HAVE READ AND DISREGARDED FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS!

Tonight, I, Jesse Ventura EXPOSE these things FOR THE FIRST TIME for me, Jesse Ventura.

My name is Jesse Ventura and this is my show, Conspiracy Theory with me, Jesse Ventura.

Be brave, be brave, the Myan pilot needs no aeroplane.

making every other episode

useless.
brilliant.

"The two weakest arguments for any issue on the House floor are moral and constitutional"
Ron Paul

I think the problem, here, is

I think the problem, here, is that people are taking it seriously.
Try thinking "entertainment".

Jesse Ventura

???

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