Romney Grew A Mustache (song)Submitted by Chris Cheesecurdski on Fri, 11/09/2012 - 08:15
He doesn't smoke he doesn't drink,
though this is not extraordinary.
And though he smiles too much I think
he still could pass for ordinary,
But if the one for whom you vote is
decked out in magic underwear
I can see how you would not notice
that brown thing that's on his lip there...
Romney grew a mustache!
It's sitting right there for all of the world to see.
Do you think it makes him look human like you and me?
It's so fuzzy...
I guess I'll take another look
who knew that that's all that it took,
for a robot to look human
can he count on a vote from you friend?
(dumb. dumb. dumb. ba-doo-wee-da dumb dumb dumb)
Though it makes him look like he's a pre-teen
Don't know if it'll help
him in twenty-sixteen!