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Romney Grew A Mustache (song)

He doesn't smoke he doesn't drink,
though this is not extraordinary.
And though he smiles too much I think
he still could pass for ordinary,

But if the one for whom you vote is
decked out in magic underwear
I can see how you would not notice
that brown thing that's on his lip there...

Romney grew a mustache!
It's sitting right there for all of the world to see.
A mustache!
Do you think it makes him look human like you and me?
It's so fuzzy...

A mustache!

(guitar solo)

I guess I'll take another look
who knew that that's all that it took,
for a robot to look human
can he count on a vote from you friend?

A mustache!

(dumb. dumb. dumb. ba-doo-wee-da dumb dumb dumb)

Though it makes him look like he's a pre-teen
Don't know if it'll help
him in twenty-sixteen!


A mustache!

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Ron Paul grew a beard...


Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

As a Mormon..

...I'm not too fond of the "magic underwear" comment. I could explain our beliefs about what we call the "garment" but shouldn't the point be that a free society allows people of different beliefs to co-exist without mocking or belittling one another? I won't ask you to remove it or delete your post because I acknowledge your natural right to free speech and expression. I would just ask you to recognize that there are many of us Mormons who love and cherish liberty here on the DP. Romney doesn't represent all of us.

"It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds."-Samuel Adams

No slight intended.

'Magic' means possessing qualities not understandable through empirical scientific means.

'Underwear' means foundational garment.

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

Good one!

Is it bad

that I went into this thread thinking it was going to be about Romney coming out of the closet?

A signature used to be here!

verse 2

Some say that he has lost some clout,
Others just say he's kind of an ass,
But let's give benefit of the doubt,
I hear the guy pumps his own gas!

A mustache!

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.

Please help me make this song better...

or worse - we'll see where it goes.

Tweeting occasionally as himself @cudnoski on the twitter.