...Submitted by Chris Caducky on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 06:57
You have questions, and I can tell you are concerned.
Don't worry. Trust me. I am an expert.
I was once not an expert like you. At one time I didn't know what to think or what to do or what to think. I was confused. I was just like you, only more so. Dumb, lost, floundering, these were just a few of the adjunctives used to describe me and my kind.
Thankfully someone like me came along to show me the way.
Now, I am not lost, not tossed about like you, like I used to be. My brain has set sail and my mind follows it, following in the rippling trail of my thoughts, like the snail's slimy path it leaves behind its behind.