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Regarding recent legalization of pot and gay marriage.

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 - "if a man lays with another man he should be stoned." We've just been interpreting it wrong all these years.

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That's pretty funny. But there is more:

1) Don't give any weed to your oxen, for they shall gore you while high:

"If an ox gore a man or a woman, that they die: then the ox shall be surely stoned. Exodus 21:28"

2) If you curse the king, they will make you smoke weed until you die:

"Thou didst blaspheme God and the king. And then carry him out, and stone him, that he may die. 1 Kings 21:10"

“With laws shall our land be built up, but with lawlessness laid waste.”
-Njal Thorgeirsson

The bible seems to have more contradictions than our govt.

But Jesus said "let he who is without sin throw the first stone"

I think Jesus was a libertarian.... the only time he got pissed was at the money changers (banksters) in the temple.

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It's disingenuous to say the

It's disingenuous to say the bible is full of contradictions and place a quote from Jesus next to an Old Testament law. An individual with little biblical understanding would fail to understand the difference.

As for the original post... Nice play :)

Cannabinoids fine tune my GAYDAR!!

Aint no amount of cannabis, (smoked, vaporized, butter or oil) that could ever make me want to "Spoon" a dude..no how NO WAY!!! EWWWW!

A little "wake & bake" is in order now...STAT !!! LMAO!!!

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you could have stopped at

you could have stopped at "EWWWW" funny stuff. Thanks for the laugh.

lol. that was funny as hell.

lol. that was funny as hell.

pgrady
f___ all forms of govt.

Different issues

Pot legalization is a freedom to issue while same sex marriage is about changing the definition of a word and the meaning of an institution. Libertarians are on solid ground opposing the latter.

Agreed. Supporting gay

Agreed. Supporting gay marriage has nothing to do with limited government. Supporting marijuana legalization is a pro liberty position, since you're de-criminalizing an activity, giving people more freedom, and saving money. "Gay marriage" is simply changing the definition of a word and expanding the government further into marriage.

1st - Are guys are douches

1st - Are guys are douches for trying to hijack a lighthearted thread.

2nd - There is little difference between a homosexual and heterosexual couple, so there is no reason on why heterosexual couples should get special privileges.

"Lighthouses are more useful than churches."- Ben Franklin
"Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise."- James Madison

little difference between Homo's and straight?

your a faggot period, only a faggot would say their is no difference, even Nature itself makes your words an abomination!

By using

insulting slurs in an attack, you loose the value of your point. It is this sort of behavior that one who is truly a believer should try to avoid, as it can only harden someone against you.

speaking of words

Yours could certainly use some work.

It should be:

"You're a faggot, period. Only a faggot would say there is no difference*. Even nature itself make your words an abomination!**"

Of course, your post still makes no sense, but at least it doesn't look like it was angrily banged out by a middle school dropout.

*You would know this...how? How do you come to such an illogical conclusion?
**Who, or what, is 'nature', and how does it manage to make a person's words "an abomination"? You *do* realize that homosexuality has been observed 'in nature' in many other animal species, yes?

A signature used to be here!

There is nothing worse

then a punctuation cop! This is a blog not a short story writing class, get a life....seriously.

I don't know what is funnier

This post, or you two taking this opportunity to seriously discuss the the issues alluded to in this post....
It was a joke, have a laugh. There is plenty of time for politics.

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!

I busted a gut on that one, lol.

LMAO!!

Good one!

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LOL

Thanks for the laugh.

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Funny as hell and I thanks to

Funny as hell and I thanks to Reason for that quote and spin...
http://reason.com/blog/2012/11/12/the-ultimate-loser-last-we...

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Took me a few seconds to get it

But LOL.

"Truth is Treason in an Empire that lies" - Ron Paul

Educate the masses, and win in the end.

lol

same here ^^

LOL

I like your interpretation much better. Murdering a gay person doesn't seem very Christ like.

Great

I seriously haven't stopped laughing since I read this. My family loved it too!

Hilarious!

Hilarious!