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Mexican Invasion

Mexican Invasion

A Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California. The Captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"

One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading the United States of America!"

The entire crew of the destroyer double over in laughter. When the Captain is finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

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THIS IS FOR HASOOSE AND ALL

THIS IS FOR HASOOSE AND ALL YOU OTHER BIG BORDER LOVERS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esp-ruhkZqQ

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the way things are going

I won't be surprised if Americans begin fleeing to Mexico. Nicejoke though. Thanks for the laugh.

|| United States || Title serarch. Unbeleivably brief summary.

Recorded property rights.

Tenants in common: Spain, France, England, Russia. Law of Nations.

France buys out Spain (mostly).

France forces Spain retrocde [ex Post Facto] giving up remaining property rights to Mississippi River territory, drainage & delta swamp... http://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/louisiana-purchase

United States buys out France. Minor squabbles with Spain & France are settled... Napoleon Bonaparte squanders money on imperialistic adventures in Europe.

United States buys out Mexico...

United Sates buys out Spain (1898).

United States buys out Russia.

Clouded titles may exist, but are not formally acknowledged on deeds of record at the time of this unbelievably brief summary.

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Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Illegal Immigration

is Mexico's welfare system.

If I was a pregnant Mexican I would do everything I could to get to the US to have my US Citizen born for free in a US hospital.

Then I get freebies forever.

L.O.L.!!!!!

"...land of the free..." has really taken on a different meaning in these times!!!

Another reason why the Mexican Olympic Team gets few golds...

because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the U.S.

(Boo.......)

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

lol

Its sad but so very true. And the sad fact is that these inherently hard workers have bought into the Socialist Democrats lies and agenda. Their children have been raised in Public Schools to hate America and state govts; theyve been radicalized to the point in which there are rallies for the West to be "returned" to Mexico.

You know that this idea that

You know that this idea that Mexicans are some kind of super worker is MSM spin, right?
The historical stereotype is "lazy mexican"

Not being racist, just factual.

put 100 average mexicans in a

put 100 average mexicans in a field verse 100 average americans in a field and see who finishes the job faster. while the average american is changing his batteries on the Ipod the mexican crew would be done off to the next field. cement companies and other contractors don't hire only mexicans for a reason. its not about race or what type of blood you are its about how your raised. yes their are many lazy mexicans but most are born and breed in the USA.

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not the full truth. some

not the full truth. some mexicans do believe in obama yet most believe the entire federal american government is a power hungry animal taking over the world. welfare is just used because it can be and is easy to get that why so many people are on it, not just mexicans. my entire family in mexico thought america was crazy for attacking iraq for what bin laden may have done. this was about 10 years ago. they are mostly wealthy and never want to come to the usa. most people see brown skin and think its a mexican crossing the border when most migrant workers come from bellow mexico and are more indian than anything.

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california and about half of

california and about half of the west was once mexico....

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and? They signed it over

and? They signed it over after they got their asses handed to them.

So if you give me your wallet...

..before I punch you in the nose again, I get to keep it, right? That is, after all, the ethical standard you are promoting.

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So, let me get this straight.

So, let me get this straight. You want everyone who ever lost a war to get the land back they lost? Where do we start? Let's see. We'll move everyone out of France who is not 100% celt (provided we accept that THEY were the first ones actually there). I guess we'll just have to look at them or take take DNA samples to decide where everyone will go. Of course we know where the North Africans will go. Blonde haired people I guess we'll send to Germany and those who are a tad darker we'll send south to Italy. Here, we'll do the same thing. We'll move back to England, France, Italy, Russia where ever we came from originally and leave the land to the 200 natives left. I'm sorry though. Mexico doesn't get the land either they get their asses shipped back to Spain if they are pure. The halfbreeds can get thrown into the ocean and the pure natives can get their land back.

You have SUCH a great idea!! This will be so easy and so rational to implement.

If I were the strawman you pummel...

..I'd be about dead by now.

So yes, please, get it straight. Do I "want everyone who ever lost a war to get the land back they lost?" Hardly, most of them are dead. Are you saying that because we stole it "fair and square", by virtue of our overwhelming use of violence, it can never be fought over, won, lost, or negotiated again? When does history ever stop?

What I am asking is this: Is your sole justification for walling off a border or restricting the peaceful behavior of participants in a free market the fact that "our team kicked ass" long ago. I guess I'm trying to get to your first principles, and as far as I can tell they go no deeper than "our team rocks" and "might makes right."

You further ask, "Where do we start?" We don't. Your premise (certainly not mine, neither stated nor implied) is completely absurd. The rest of your "argument" rests on that absurdity. You are very bold in confronting imaginary foes; I wonder how you would do with a real exchange.

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a novel of another america
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/161155#longdescr

what Haysoose does not

what Haysoose does not understand is his border is more of a north korea than anything. lets keep them out to keep them in! lets restrict the work force to manipulate them. lets say, we can safe guard them to watch over them. lets put a fence around them because we can control them LETS control them control them.

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I do not think he told you to go back to where your

ancestors came from. I think he was making the point that an arbitrary line drawn by our tax farmers 150 years ago should be looked at, by libertarians, or at least by logical thinkers, as a bit ridiculous. White skin over here, brown skin over there because our ancestors said so is a pretty bad argument.

I never could understand this issue. If you are anarchist why should the State's borders bother you? If you are a Constitutionalist how come the Creator only gave inalienable rights to Americans? If you are for free markets why would you not think cheap labor is important and trade barriers wrong? If you are none of these three than why hang out on this Site?

some people just do not think

some people just do not think i can hire whomever i please and they want the government to make sure I do not lol!

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yeah because you can't. I

yeah because you can't. I suggest moving to Mexico if you want to hire Mexican workers. We don't need your kind here anyway.

You can't because big

You can't because big GOVERNment people like you who want to control hard working people like me who start work at 5am and get off at 8pm. and who said I want to hire mexicans? I want to hire whomever I want. NOT who you or the GOVERNment wants me to! Your kind? little racist if you ask me. you should be banned form DP and go to a KKK website.

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lol big government... You

lol big government... You open border people are a riot. Typical liberal scum. You can hire any person of Mexican heritage you want provided he is here legally. You just want illegals here because of greed. You know you can pay them less because they can't get a job anywhere else because you don't care about breaking the law obviously. I'll bet you can pay them even less if you go to Mexico and plant your crops. You like open borders so much then why don't you cross it and leave America for those who care about it.

liberal scum? please lol your

liberal scum? please lol your the one who wants government to control my actions to your benefit! that sounds more liberal to me. self greed is what drives freemaket! duuu why else would I get up at 5am? to make you happy???? ROFL do you know who built america? immigrants, legal and illegal. just because its law does not make it right.

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I'm a nationalist. I

I'm a nationalist. I wholeheartedly believe in borders and those who do not belong in them should stay out.

I believe in borders also. My

I believe in borders also. My freemarket border allows anyone hard worker to cross to come and go to work on my ranch and cut a bail of tobacco and let me get maximum profit. your border is more hey!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik&feature=related

cry babie union border trying to reduce competition in order to jack up wages and lazyness.

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So you believe in cheating an

So you believe in cheating an American worker out of a real wage because of your greed. Good for you.

so you believe in the now

so you believe in the now raised minimum wage in california to $10.00 a hour? because if you didn't you would be cheating the american worker out of a real wage right? see how you think? its called free market for a reason not fixed market. lol .... I my self can pay less to those who are willing to work for me and at the same time provide a product for a lower cost to the same people who work for me and others who want my product. sure i can pay 100.00 a hour, If i raised the price of my product. sure americans can work in a field all day for 20.00 bucks a hour only the price of the product will be raised hurting the consumer. not only that consumers would import that product from other parts of the world to beat the high cost...... AMAZON and EBAY for example..... so what are you going to do then? put a trade embargo making more government? lol how about let the market find a solution and keep your big GOV hands off my work force!

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Spain plants flag in swamp. France buys cheap. US buys on sale.

        Welcome to Missouri

    Purchase based on land acquired by planting a flag in a swamp

Let me tell you the story of who got legal property right here first. This tale is according to what folks that did not own it in the first place recorded as fact. It is mostly what they swear is the trough.

Mississippi River & drainage Spanish claim. Spain anchored a ship in the Mississippi River delta swamp. Planted their Spanish flag. Laid claim to the continental drainage of the Mississippi River. Don't know what came of that Spanish flag that settled for the Spanish claim to the territory.

Spain sold their Mississippi claim to France. Napoleon Bonaparte paid a bargain price to Span [Some defects on transfer of title.] [Folks living in the purchased territories were paid nothing.]

The Louisiana Purchase(s) retrocede [ex Post Facto purchase from Spain ] The Louisiana Purchase (1803) [was a land deal between the United States and France, in which the U.S. acquired approximately 827,000 square miles of land west of the Mississippi River for $15 million dollars. [Folks living in the purchased territories were paid nothing.] (see 1805 map)

President Thomas Jefferson wrote this prediction in an April 1802 letter to Pierre Samuel du Pont amid reports that Spain would retrocede [ex Post Facto purchase] to France the vast territory of Louisiana. As the United States had expanded westward, navigation of the Mississippi River and access to the port of New Orleans had become critical to American commerce, so this transfer of authority was cause for concern. Within a week of his letter to du Pont, Jefferson wrote U.S. Minister to France Robert Livingston: "Every eye in the U.S. is now fixed on this affair of Louisiana. Perhaps nothing since the revolutionary war has produced more uneasy sensations through the body of the nation."

... In his letter to Livingston, Jefferson wrote, "Spain might have retained [New Orleans] quietly for years. Her pacific dispositions, her feeble state, would induce her to increase our facilities there, so that her possession of the place would be hardly felt by us."[4] He went on to speculate that "it would not perhaps be very long before some circumstance might arise which might make the cession of it to us the price of something of more worth to her."
Jefferson's vision of obtaining territory from Spain was altered by the prospect of having the much more powerful France of Napoleon Bonaparte as a next-door neighbor.

France had surrendered its North American possessions at the end of the French and Indian War. New Orleans and Louisiana west of the Mississippi were transferred to Spain in 1762, and French territories east of the Mississippi, including Canada, were ceded to Britain the next year. But Napoleon, who took power in 1799, aimed to restore France's presence on the continent.

The Louisiana situation reached a crisis point in October 1802 when Spain's King Charles IV signed a decree transferring the territory to France and the Spanish agent in New Orleans, acting on orders from the Spanish court, revoked Americans' access to the port's warehouses. These moves prompted outrage in the United States. See
1815 Plan of New Orleans by I. Tanesse; courtesy the Library of Congress 1815 Plan of New Orleans by I. Tanesse.

While Jefferson and Secretary of State James Madison worked to resolve the issue through diplomatic channels, some factions in the West and the opposition Federalist Party called for war and advocated secession by the western territories in order to seize control of the lower Mississippi and New Orleans.
http://www.monticello.org/site/jefferson/louisiana-purchase

Louisiana Purchase Thomas Jefferson, the 3rd President of the United States, purchased the Louisiana Territory from France in 1803 for $15,000,000. The Louisiana Purchase made the land, that would later become Missouri, part of the United States.

Most of the territory was purchased site unseen by United States citizens. Purchase price paid to government of France. The folks that inhibited the land were surprised to learn of such dealing.

Missouri Becomes a State In 1812, Missouri became a Territory. William Clark was the first governor of the new Missouri Territory. By 1818 Missouri had 60,000 residents living in the Missouri Territory which allowed them to apply for statehood; however, being a slave state Missouri was rejected for statehood. In 1820, Henry Clay came up with the Missouri Compromise which allowed Missouri to become a slave state if Maine would join the Union as a free state. A compromise was made and on August 10, 1821 Missouri became the 24th state to join the Union.

There you have it. Welcome to Missouri!
http://www.sikeston.k12.mo.us/SKELSO/Social%20Studies/Missou...

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

you must not no your history.

you must not no your history. most mexicans got ran off their own ranches and homes burnt down after old mexico was sold by a corrupt leader. here is a book for you.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Bandit-Joaquin-Orphaned-California...

The Bandit Joaquin is a tale of retaliation, determination and success. Joaquin Murieta was a scrawny teenager barely strong enough to dig a grave for his family when he was orphaned and forced to fend for himself in the Sierra Nevada mountain range in central California. This was a time and place where everyone with his skin color was considered a "no-good Mexican" who could be unfairly taxed, run off their land, and exterminated without fear of punishment. Don Gwaltney has composed a moving journey through the halcyon days of the California Gold Rush in a wild and woolly American West. The Bandit Joaquin is actually based on impeccable research resulting in an accurate background to this high-adventure tale. Every detail is authentic and appropriate, enhancing the reader's enjoyment. The Bandit Joaquin is the stuff of which legends (and Hollywood movies) are made.

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I "know" my history quite

I "know" my history quite well. Here's some truth for you. USA fought a war with Mexico. Mexico lost. Mexico signed over land. Land now belongs to the USA. Mexicans are not welcome anymore unless they come over legally. Pretty simple history lesson for ya.

Mark Twain and the Onset of the Imperialist Period.

By R. Titta http://www.internationalist.org/marktwain3.html

Short essay about Mark Twain writing against Imperialism.

Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens, 1835-1910) came to anti-imperialism by way of a prior understanding of race. The author of Huckleberry Finn (1885) and Pudd’n’head Wilson (1894) had from an early age begun to understand racism in the United States in a way that few of his Anglo-American contemporaries did. As a young newspaper reporter in San Francisco during the Civil War, Mark Twain wrote often about the brutalities visited upon the Chinese population of that city by the police. In 1865 he startled fashionable San Franciscans, including those of more pronounced Northern and abolitionist sympathies, by strolling arm-in-arm along Montgomery Street with the editor of the Elevator, the city’s newly established African-American newspaper. His early acts of egalitarianism and solidarity with the victims of race hate were unusual enough. In his mature writing life, however, Mark Twain began to lay bare truths about racial oppression with a particular vigor, using a new and democratic literary language that would forever change American prose.

Mark Twain faced the onset of European and American imperialism at the end of the 19th century with an acute understanding that white racism denied the very humanity of people of darker skin. He was aware that vile theories were then either being generated or revived by the educated hirelings of the European and American ruling classes, to justify their piratical conquests in Africa and Asia.
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Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul