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It's Official: God Just Opened A Second Can of Whoop-ass On America

Isaiah 9:10 & NYC 9/11


Would it surprise you that America's trials, 9/11, the police state, financial collapse and Barack Obama were under God's precise control?

Would it surprise you to learn that you have the ability to stay the hand of God's judgement on America?

Don't be a dumb ox who ends up slaughtered.

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I saw a standup comic once

I saw a standup comic once who did a bit that reminds me of this.

How come Christian athlete's always give god all the credit when they win, but never blame him when they loose?

"It aint my fault! Jesus tripped me up on the 50 yard line!"

Unless god is a socialist dickhead, I think this line of reasoning is pretty retarded. He's punishing good people for the actions of bad ones. Also, since he's perfect and knows everything, what's this nonsense about giving us a 2nd chance? Wouldn't he already know we were going to fail with his phenomenal cosmic power to see the future? What's the point of conducting tests and administering punishment when the outcome is predetermined?

Conclusion: People are out of their minds to believe this cartoonish nonsense.



Simple Facts and Plain Arguments
A common sense take on politics and current events.


If God Is Infallible

Than why would he have to whoop our asses twice?
Did the first ass whooping fail?

No, because he gives us a

No, because he gives us a chance to repent and change before he whoops it worse than the first time.

Repent and Change...

I thought God gave us "free will"?

He gives us the ability to choose for ourselves but than smacks us every time we don't choose what he wants? Doesn't sound like "free will" to me

Fucking idiots, grow up.

Fucking idiots, grow up. There is no santa claus!

He's not entirely wrong, i posted this a week ago on my facebook

If you could describe how you see America, how would you describe it?

1. I see people starving in the streets, many of them, their labor stolen from them by government barely able to make ends meet. Thousands of cans of canned food being thrown away in a garbage, in front of homeless and police stop them from taking the food to eat.

2. I see false prophets teaching people to obey government no matter what it does.

3. I see very few of influence as honorable, corruption is mainstream and accepted, and no one does anything about it.

4. I see spoiled children who get everything they want, from where to go on vacation, to where they go to church/school, and i see children growing up way too fast.

5. Many of the things I was taught as respectful I never see, holding doors open for women or elderly, giving up your seat for them, chivalry is dead among most, and those few people who do stand for our nations principles, are hated and mocked for not going along with the crowd.

6. People choose politicians because of their youth, clothes, hair, smile, or their charming personality, and ignore every bad thing they do in office, continuing to reelect them because no one better looking has come to take their place.

7. Those who are 'poor' will not run against those in politics, simply because they believe they don't have the money or well being or good looks to win. They believe they are not worthy of leading others.

8. When Ron Paul talked about "taking advice from Jesus on our foreign policy and do unto others as you would have them do unto you", he was boo'd by people who call themselves Christians.

9. I see people turning sin mainstream, the term marriage is being destroyed, schools are teaching children to same-sex kiss and to have sex in 7th and 8th grade, Child Protective Services steal children from families who try and do whats best for their own children, the people openly welcome their own rights and privileges stripped from them, so they can live in a hedonistic lifestyle, where everything is easy and government takes care of them.

10. The worst thing i see of all, through a lot of this, women are leading the household. Strong men are few and far between. Men are either lazy or not their at all, life becomes very tough for a mother taking on the brunt or all of the work. You have my pledge women of the world, I will be a strong man who takes care of things.

Why did i write all this? You will probably want to compare what i wrote, to what is below, but first, something MLK said always stuck with me:

"Don't let anybody make you think, that God chose America as His divine messianic force to be, a sort of policeman of the whole world. God has a way of standing before the nations with judgement, and it seems that I can see God saying to America, you're to arrogant, if you don't change your ways, I will rise up and break the backbone of your power, and place it into the hands of a nation that doesn't even know my name, be still and know, that I'm God."


This is the recount of how God destroys disobedient nations. Go read these verses side by side of those I wrote above.

Isaiah Chapter 3

1 For, behold, the Lord, the LORD of hosts, doth take away from Jerusalem and from Judah the stay and the staff, the whole stay of bread, and the whole stay of water,

2 The mighty man, and the man of war, the judge, and the prophet, and the prudent, and the ancient,

3 The captain of fifty, and the honourable man, and the counsellor, and the cunning artificer, and the eloquent orator.

4 And I will give children to be their princes, and babes shall rule over them.

5 And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour: the child shall behave himself proudly against the ancient, and the base against the honourable.

6 When a man shall take hold of his brother of the house of his father, saying, Thou hast clothing, be thou our ruler, and let this ruin be under thy hand:

7 In that day shall he swear, saying, I will not be an healer; for in my house is neither bread nor clothing: make me not a ruler of the people.

8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.

9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

10 Say ye to the righteous, that it shall be well with him: for they shall eat the fruit of their doings.

11 Woe unto the wicked! it shall be ill with him: for the reward of his hands shall be given him.

12 As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.


What is the first thing God does to take away power from a nation?

He removes the good men, and true Leadership. One of the biggest problems in the 80's and 90's growing up i heard about, was young female mothers, being left alone by guys that would run off. In my study of recent history, it was around that time, the 80's and 90's, that our nation took a massive turn for the worse in this regard.

We can save this nation, and restore God's grace, but we must submit to Him, look deep within ourselves, and question what is considered 'moral' today, and what God considers moral. Most of all, we must teach our children good behavior, and proper discipline.

What you say is not wrong,

but that is because we have moved so far from where we should be.
Mr Khann however only pumps the line "that 19 Arab hi-jackers, blah, blah blah" feeding the fear of terrorism in general, and Arabs in particular. He, in my eyes is a hate spreader.

So God is a Dick?

So God is a Dick?
I sacrificed so much to fight all those things, But god is punishing me for the actions of others?
God must be a big giant socialist dick

God is a collectivist =D

God is a collectivist =D

actually....if you want to WARN Americans...

...who believe "it can't happen here"...

Try this .....


If they don't believe that there is a Creator, no sense in yelling "fire" in a crowded theater. History is replete with cyclical examples of how men go from humility and gratitude(from NOTHING), unto prosperity...and then through cockiness, back into abject poverty via self-destruction...

It seems God "gives them over" to their reprobate mind, and false gods, and love of money....in this New Testament era...the Old Testament is but a mirror, an EXAMPLE of how men can and will CHOOSE defilement, rather than changing their attitude about openly violating God's Law Order...

It doesn't seem to me God tapped America's enemies to attack us, although He still has the power to hinder their assaults; it seems we've invited it, arrogantly thinking we are SMART enough to control and contain evil....same old lie..."ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil"...

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He prefers to do things in threes

Third can of whoop ass cometh later.

Currently consuming: Gatto: "Underground history of education..", FDR; Wii U; NEP Football

Why would he need a second can of whoop-ass?

Wouldn't He foresee that the first can would be insufficient?

Did your Father and Mother

Did your Father and Mother give you warnings first or just grab the belt and start whipping away?

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Oops - comment above

comment above meant as reply to yours.

Currently consuming: Gatto: "Underground history of education..", FDR; Wii U; NEP Football

I have read the Harbinger

and was shocked by it's subtle hate speech, and it's lack of God.
Is this really the dribble that is doing the rounds of Americas Christian community? Pretending that terrorists originated from what is now modern Iraq? Really? The Arabs are the bad guys again???
As for the guy who is trying to "unravel the mysterious tokens", not once does he bend his head in prayer to God in search of answers.
Why go through all this BS when the answer is in the Bible all along...
the further we move from the spirit of love, towards greed, hate and self serving agendas the worse the world will become. End of story. That simple.
Mr Khann is a fraud, a patsy used to take God out of Christianity.

excellent post. Many will not

excellent post. Many will not understand this. thus the down votes.

You didn't file this under religion

I guess The customizing our front page doesn't work if people don't put their religious posts under the religion forum.

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LOL. Where to start? There are so many problems with this interpretive (and inaccurate) adaptation of Isaiah 9:10 to 9/11 (OMG is that another harbinger?..9/11 follows 9:10!!! LOL)Just for starters, the biblical sycamore tree is often translated "fig" and indeed, was a cross b/t mulberry and fig, grew fruit on its bark and was ALWAYS green ... an evergreen~ So by no rational means can the tree be likened to the one that was destroyed. It could as easily be likened to the one that replaced it. And no, one cannot be happy to just settle for the translation "sycamore" for equivalency regardless of the broader comparison. Now if the sycamore that was destroyed on 9/11 had been evergreen and sprouted figs multiple times a year on its bark , I'd grant him some points. Not the case, folks. But this is one of the more minor problems with the concoction. The cherry-picking and contortions that must be crafted to match up the "harbingers" is excruciating to watch -- I mean, John Edwards? A VP CANDIDATE and Tom Daschle -- THESE are the so-called leaders God would inspire to utter the vow? LOL.

There were so many inserted assumptions added to string the next harbinger to the one before I lost track. Assumptions must be validated before relying upon them to make more claims. Of course, he doesn't do this. Big logical problem.

It would take too much time and space than I want to spend on this nonsense to close the rebuttal on scholarly grounds. But really, this is not a credit to the idea of following god. Fear and punishment are never going to reconcile humanity to a god, and if there is a god, s/he would know this. If it didn't work with Israel, why would it work with anyone else? Jesus the teacher offered a better way through love, if you're inclined to belief/religion. What this dude is hawking should stay on the shelf. My opinion.

Apparently God does not give

Apparently God does not give a damn about collateral damage then even though he supposedly claimed he would spare Sodom and Gemorrah if there was one righteous person left...

Our problems are a result of ignorance and apathy by the majority allowing a cabal of psychopaths to gain power within the government.

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And another thing.

These false Christians say that GOD is directing peoples lives and causing these things to happen. How absurd! GOD did not cause Americans to reject Him and He didn't cause Arabs to fly planes into the trade center so that Americans would quit rejecting Him.

These are the kind of false Christians who want to blame everything on GOD so that they can justify themselves in their own eyes. These are the ones who will say "Lord, Lord" and talk about all they have done for Him but they will be rejected by Him. "There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth."


Israel was chosen and built up by GOD, America is a nation chosen and built by man. Israel didn't remain faithful to GOD, America never has been faithful to GOD. Israel was special in GODs eyes, America is no more special than Russia or Cuba in GODs eyes.

For those of you who still don't get it. Yahweh made a covenant with the nation of Israel that if they would keep His Laws then they would enter the promised land and be His people and He would be there elohim but they as a nation rebelled and rejected His Law so He ended that Covenant. At the same time He ended that covenant He established a new covenant with everyone as INDIVIDUALS that if we keep His Laws then we will enter His Kingdom and He would be our Father and we His sons.

America is a nation of men, built by men for the advancement of man. Why would He be interested in saving a society that rejects Him by design? America is the same as Rome where the false Christianity that this country is built upon originates. American Christians reject His Laws in favor of paganism and self righteousness. Why would He have more favor in an American Christian than a Christian who lives in Ethiopia or Iran or any other Nation? The answer is He doesn't.

You dont fully understand our founding

Every single Constitutional law is taken directly from scripture. The Christians today in America are nothing like what the founders were.

You right about Israel losing their covenant with God, but God made a new covenant with those who followed Christ, and the founders followed Him, and walked in his ways.

American Christianity was not the same as Roman Christianity, it may be like that today, but perhaps that's why we have lost our way.

I could teach you everything I know about the founders,Christianity, and its history but it would take a long time, i would simply suggest looking it up yourself, if you seek truth, God will show it to you.

I am also here for questions.

So you are telling me that

the so called "founding fathers" followed the example of Christ and kept His Laws as He did? The only thing that I see different between main stream Christianity today and back then is that adultery is more acceptable now than then. They still worship according to Catholic instituted doctrines today as they did then as far as I know. Perhaps you can point out the significant differences you speak of. Just a few will suffice.


Since Israel WAS GODs chosen

and there is no doubt about in that in Scripture then I have to assume that all the down votes are from igmoids who think that the US is holy and has a manifest destiny to terrorize the rest of the world.

Again I say Geesh!!!

You do realize

that modern day Israel has no connection to Biblical-era Israel, yes?

To "resurrect" a nation after nearly 2,000 years and pretend it's still the same nation is ridiculous.

Also, do you have any proof to your claim that God created Israel, besides what (one the of many, *many* versions/re-translations of) the Bible says? Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

A signature used to be here!

Maybe you misunderstood.

But I think I was clear. I said nothing about modern Israel. Now read it again please. Israel lost their favor with GOD when they as a nation abandoned His Law and that is when the Covenant was extended to everyone as individuals. It doesn't matter now if "Israel" is full of physical Israelites or not because GODs Covenant is between Him and ANY individual who accepts Him.

And if you don't believe nor accept Him and His Covenant then it doesn't concern you.



"If this mischievous financial policy [greenbacks], which has its origin in North America, should become endurated down to a fixture, then that government will furnish its own money without cost. It will pay off its debts and be without debts. It will hav

Complete waste

of my time and electronic storage media.

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It may be useful to recall about Ezekiel 33:1-6

It may be useful to recall about Ezekiel 33:1-6 :

"And the word of Jehovah proceeded to occur to me, saying: “Son of man, speak to the sons of your people, and you must say to them,
“‘As regards a land, in case I bring upon it a sword and the people of the land, one and all, actually take a man and set him as their watchman, and he really sees the sword coming upon the land and blows the horn and warns the people, and the hearer actually hears the sound of the horn but he takes no warning at all, and a sword comes and takes him away, his own blood will come to be upon his own head. The sound of the horn he heard, but he took no warning. His own blood will come to be upon his own self. And had he himself taken warning, his own soul would have escaped. “‘Now as regards the watchman, in case he sees the sword coming and he actually does not blow the horn and the people itself gets no warning at all and a sword comes and takes away from them soul, for its own error it itself must be taken away, but its blood I shall ask back from the hand of the watchman himself.

Thus, no offense, but I have a slightly different way to interpret the signs and whose words to eventually defend and follow.

Probably because I trust Jesus to have saved he who will want to be saved.

The watchmen are among us. It is our personal, individual, intimate duty to choose them for ourselves, and then to listen when they blow the horns.

To me, Ezekiel 33:1-6 essentially says you better choose the righteous ones (watchmen). For there are those others, evil watchmen, and although they may know as much as the good ones, they are around us only to serve The Rebel instead, defying God, and lose themselves, taking you in their fall.

My belief anyway.


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