Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy Your Turkey While You Still Can.

Since some choice mind altering foods or herbs are illegal in the eyes of the state, its important to enjoy the dangerous effects of tryptophan while you still can. You know, that "drug" you will consume when you eat turkey on Thanksgiving that causes you to get that drowsy feeling? Little do you know, you are putting yourself and everyone else in danger.

Whatever you do, do not feed turkey to children. The harshest penalties will be for those who sell or distribute the hapless bird. Before you know it, innocent meals on wheels and soup kitchens on thanksgiving day will be ground zero for the war on liberty.