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Knock Knock Jokes

Submitted by 12th on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:10
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Knock Knock

(Who's there?)

The TSA

(The TSA Who?)

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE TSA???

Knock Knock

(Who's there?)

Benton

(Benton who?)

Bent on stealing your donations


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What about an Up Doc joke?

Submitted by DiggyMo on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 23:59.

Hey you, There's an "up doc" on your face.
You: What's an up doc?
Me: Who do you think you are Bugs Bunny?
HeHeHeHe

Here is a knock knock joke.

Submitted by Gmartine on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 23:41.

Door get's kicked in
homeowner asks who's there
DEA shoots homeowner and then says "Police"

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Submitted by youjustgotpauled on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:33.

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I know a new Knock Knock joke

Submitted by DiggyMo on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 22:03.

I know a new knock knock joke...
You start it, OK
You: knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
You: Look of surprise on your face.
Me: The joke's on you...
HeHeHeHe

Knock Knock ...... Knock

Submitted by Rylaw on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:49.

Knock Knock
......
Knock Knock
.......
When did they put doors on the tent?

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Here's mine:

Submitted by haze on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:40.

*Bang!* (door blown off it's hinges) "Police, get down on the ground slave, NOW!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there?

Submitted by Michael Nystrom on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:25.

It's the government, and we're here to help.

Open up.

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Knock, knock. Who's there?

Submitted by dabooda on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 21:38.

Please!
Please who?
P'lease! Open the door or we'll break it down.

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knock knock

Submitted by MichiganDan on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 20:18.

whos there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya show me your birth certificate?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not. Not who?

Submitted by fishyculture on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:46.

Nazi police state, at your door.

Hey, why isn't that funny?

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dese knock knock jokes is st8

Submitted by BILL3 on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 19:18.

dese knock knock jokes is st8 fire b.

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