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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock

(Who's there?)


(The TSA Who?)


Knock Knock

(Who's there?)


(Benton who?)

Bent on stealing your donations

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What about an Up Doc joke?

Hey you, There's an "up doc" on your face.
You: What's an up doc?
Me: Who do you think you are Bugs Bunny?

Here is a knock knock joke.

Door get's kicked in
homeowner asks who's there
DEA shoots homeowner and then says "Police"


I know a new Knock Knock joke

I know a new knock knock joke...
You start it, OK
You: knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
You: Look of surprise on your face.
Me: The joke's on you...

Knock Knock ...... Knock

Knock Knock
Knock Knock
When did they put doors on the tent?

Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts.
-Patrick Henry

Here's mine:

*Bang!* (door blown off it's hinges) "Police, get down on the ground slave, NOW!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there?

It's the government, and we're here to help.

Open up.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Please who?
P'lease! Open the door or we'll break it down.

Recommended reading: The Most Dangerous Superstition by Larken Rose

knock knock

whos there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya show me your birth certificate?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not. Not who?

Nazi police state, at your door.

Hey, why isn't that funny?

Love or fear? Choose again with every breath.

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