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Holiday Travel Tips from the TSA: Cakes and Pies ‘are subject to additional screening’

Adan Salazar | Infowars.com
November 19, 2012

The TSA is on high alert for any suspicious turkey compliments this Thanksgiving holiday, and in alleged efforts to expedite travelers they’ve released a list of prohibited items and holiday travel tips.

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Michael Nystrom's picture

Pre-Travel-Day

Bump.

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We can't have terrorists

jumping out of cakes.

Big Brother

on stereoids.

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robot999's picture

Great Idea:

Cut back on the Turkey this year and instead Stuff yourself with: Beans, Cabbage, and Eggs. Then DEMAND the patdown. (opt out) Release and Repeat.

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meekandmild's picture

TSA: drop your drawers, bend over

grab your ankles, you will now feel pressure on your backside.

♫ "TSA's Checking our list. Checking it twice." ♫

[Victrola plays new TSA Holiday Announcement over airport public address system: TSA is coming to Town]

TSA's Checking our list. Checking it twice.
Got to find out who's naughty & nice.
TSA is coming, to town.

Cranberry sauce
Salad dressing too.
Turkey & gravy
Scavenge food from you.

TSA is coming for you!

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Kind of funny to picture a

Kind of funny to picture a TSA agent in an interrogation room screaming at a pumpkin pie "ANSWER ME DAMMIT !"

Resist the temptation to feed the trolls.

Pie fight!

http://youtu.be/a4-spBDcJyk

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"Oh Senator! I'm so sorry!

35 second mark.

Disclaimer: Mark Twain (1835-1910-To be continued) is unlicensed. His river pilot's license went delinquent in 1862. Caution advised. Daily Paul

Wow what willing sheep people are.

And they wonder why we use terms like that. lol

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