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In Case You Forgot - The World Ended 5 Minutes Ago (updated)

Time to start working on those short-term goals...

I'm going to grow a mustache.

Do you have any plans?

(update)

May 14 - the world is going to end again this week according to multiple sources.

I'm going to stop writing that book and concentrate on growing out some sideburns...

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Can I shave this stupid mustache now or do I have to wait

until midnight tonight?

Sure it distracts attention from the front of my head which I shaved bald a month ago, but I think mice may be nesting there during the day while they steal my cornflakes at night.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Woke up to the sounds of rain being pushed

by strong winds. Looked outside and saw that it's raining sideways, like it does during a hurricane. Maybe you should wait until later tonight. LOL

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

Giving up on forehead mustache...

People keep calling it a 'uni-brow.'

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Put your money where your mouth is

I will bet anyone 50BTC (roughly $680 right now) that the world will NOT end in 16 days.

Any takers?

It's a trick!

If I win, you'll never be able to pay me!!

No shit Sherlock..

do you want a medal for that?

Mustache is coming along splendidly.

You can really tell that something's there.

Just yesterday someone said to 'Holy S, Chris, you're not trying to grow a mustache, are you? Don't you know the world is going to explode in 16 days?'

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

On another subject,

did you receive my email?

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

Mustache update

Starting to fill in now. Growing out the goat too for now but I'll be shaving that off soon. Counted 9 grey hairs in my beard but none that I can see in the 'stache. Undecided yet if I should do the straight caterpillar style or do more of a Hulk Hogan look with the hair going down to my chin. Looking forward to having a full-on flavor-saver for when the earth explodes. Hope I can do it.

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Maybe just Maybe

All the Power and Control freaks will drink the kool-aid and we can get our Republic back and live free finally. End of the world nah its just the planets in the milky way galaxy will be lined up. It happens once every 26,000 years or so

Eh...

I should be so lucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzMHl4EZw-c

NOTE: I am not advocating violence in any way. The content of the post is for intellectual, theoretical, and philosophical discussion. FEDS, please don't come to my house.

I'm countin on it

It's my retirement plan.

If we're all still here on December 22, I'm really screwed!

Thomas Jefferson: “Indeed, I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just, that His justice cannot sleep forever."

Viva La Revolucion!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmaTNf4YhEs

If you refer to the Mayan prediction,

The transition they speak of is no more significant than our own transition from the 20th century to the 21st. In fact, our calendar allowed for some confusion about the exact year that happened.

The cycle that is ending in the Mayan calendar is the 13th of 20, and not even the largest cycle in it.
It is probable they created their calendar to coincide with certain celestial alignments; they were marvelous mathematicians and astrologers.

Maybe we should adopt the Mayan calendar as a nation; it certainly seems more accurate than our own Gregorian calendar.

Just open the box and see

Off To Oahu

My family and I will be on a plane to Oahu on the 20th and I will find a spot to meditate on a beach the following day. I would anticipate beers and swimming theafter.

If you have actually watched any of the documentaries on 2012...

you would find that most of the "experts" talking about 2012 (many with doctorates) suggest the Mayans were predicting a "shift in consciousness" rather than a literal "end of days". Some are predicting cometary showers, such as those already seen in India. If the latter is true and they are as bad as those which created all the damage in the Carolinas at some point in our history, then we are in for some really rough times, if not the end of civilization as we know it. Certainly, the rapid occurrence of "superstorms," "blood rains," "megaquakes," fireballs, tsunamis, massive solar eruptions and massive fish and bird kills are ominous indicators SOMETHING may be about to happen.

Call me crazy, you won't be the first.

I respect the Mayan elders, and believe we are in the midst of a major shift. I think they pinpointed the end of a cycle beautifully. I do not expect anything "on the 21st" but I cannot help but notice changes in myself and the world; and something is ending, which means something is beginning.
I prefer to think of it as TEOTWATKI
The end of the worlds as they knew it.
It is the beginning of the world we choose to manifest.
I would say many are about to awaken from this dream although there will be zombies among us, perhaps forever. Things seem to run in cycles, and maybe the zombies must have their day, too. I don't know, I am just a witness to the mystery.

Love or fear? Chose again with every breath.

2012 is so 2010...

If the Mayan stuff is a grand deception, the deceivers made a tactical error.

They forgot to factor in the extremely short attention span of the average American.

Only in this country can we forget about something before it even happens.

"OMG, you're still into that 2012 apocalypse stuff? That's so, like, 2010!"

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

Thanks for the reminder.

Thanks for the reminder, I had forgotten. Of course those who really believe it will still insist it took place but in a different way than they expected.

"Jesus answered them: 'Truly, truly, I say to you, everyone who commits sin is a slave to sin. The slave does not remain in the house forever; the son remains forever. So if the Son sets you free, you will be free indeed.'" (John 8:34-36)

Been thinking about that for quite some time.

My only plan, put in place over a year ago, was not to make any plans until after December 21st. I'm not joking. Just a tad paranoid. LOL

I don't know if there will be some sort of end of the world scenario but, I'd like to think there will some sort of spiritual transformation. In any event, it isn't something I can control or plan for, so I put any major plans on hold.

“It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life.”
―Emmet Fox

Yep

Its my 18th wedding anniversary.
I want something this year that I have NEVER ask for before.
I want presents.
Not MADE IN CHINA BOUGHT AT WALMART presents.
I want the good stuff..lol
PM me for my address...snickers

I believe in Hope & Change..I Hope the government will Change
Spindale-Rutherford County-North Carolina

I took

the 21st off to get in touch with my inner Mayan.

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign: that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. ~J. Swift

I have to work today

or my boss will cut my heart out!

Hooray!

Hooray!! Won't have to go to work anymore.

I doubt it will end

The Fed wouldn't be able to steal our money if it did

Government is supposed to protect our freedom, our property, our privacy, not invade it. Ron Paul 2007

Oh, they'll find a way

to tax you from beyond the dead

Don't feed the pandas. Ever.

my plan is to wake up the

my plan is to bwake up the next day and go about my business

yes

I'm going to party my ass off tonight since I never have fun
I will then overdo it and go to rehab for 28 days
I will leave a new, happier person with a positive outlook on life
Then the world will end

just my luck

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