White House tree decked with marijuana? (Satire)Submitted by Stephanie Ealy on Sat, 11/24/2012 - 13:44
While Sasha, Malia, and Michelle Obama greeted the arrival of the Blue Room's Christmas tree on Friday, many in Colorado finished their brownie baking and hemp ornament making just in time to ensure their boxes would be packed for the shipment earmarked to deck the other "O Tannenbaum," which will dawn 5,000 of their hand-crafted decorations.
Yes, those clever folks from Colorado have worked 'round the clock, only taking their self-authorized 4:20 breaks in order to meet former President Bill Clinton's request for "Celebrating Our Great Outdoors" theme. Thanks to their efforts, a magnificent 65-foot Englemann Spruce will finally end up as the famous Capitol Tree after travelling through several communities on its way to Washington DC this week.
It is quite curious as to how the secretary of state's husband got involved in the merry Colorado acquisition. My sources from Washington state's Hempfest liberally informed me that Clinton's bucket list did indeed include him finally inhaling a certain "controlled substance."