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Letter to a future Republican strategist regarding white people

How can a Republican think exactly like a Democrat? I am scratching my head on this one. "To whom it may concern regarding the United States federal elections of 2014, 2016 and beyond: Allow me to introduce myself to you, the existing (or aspiring!) strategist for the Republican Party. My name is Eric Arnold Garland and I am a White Man. Boy, am I ever – you need sunglasses just to look at my photo!

If I read the news correctly, I fit a profile that is of extreme importance to the GOP, as I embody the archetype that fits your narrative of Real Americans. Just how much should my profile interest you? Are you sitting down?

My family lineage goes back to the MAYFLOWER, BOAT ONE!!! (Garland family of New England-> John Adams -> John Alden -> Plymouth colony ->KINGS OF MUTHAF***IN’ ENGLAND)"


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My twist on this

What I love about this article is how stereotypical it is. This is the guy who think politics is like shopping at a fast food restaurant.. he's telling the GOP what he wants on the menu.

That is not how it works.. and at the end he admits. He has no intention of actually changing it with his participation.

And he's another boomer blamer.. it's the boomers fault that the generation was "Sex, drugs and rock and roll". I'm convinced there was and is a war on boomers.. the ptb saw this massive population surge and it scared the ehll outr of them.. boomers and following generations have all been under attack.. still.. sex, drugs and rock and roll.

I think peices like this make Democrats feel better about being Democrats because at least they are not Republicans.. how shameful to be a Republican. People try to shame me here because I'm a Republican. But I'm not any Republicans who shares the mantle of shame.. I joined the GOP to clean it up.. to help Ron Paul and Rand Paul restore it.. so I'm proud to be a Republican.. and maybe,, years from now, whern the GOP is looking more like Ron Paul rEVIOLution than NWO.. Eric Garland will join us?

You got voted down but you

You got voted down but you have a point. It is all a big distraction. So the Dems declare a victory. A victory of what? "Well, at least I did not vote for those hateful Repubs." The Democrats can feel all good about themselves because the Republicans are this way. The Republicans can feel good about themselves because the Democrats are that way...and in reality nothing has changed, the problems keep growing and we are still headed for the cliff!

"With enough of us, around the world, we’ll not just send a strong message opposing the privatization of knowledge — we’ll make it a thing of the past." ~ Aaron Swartz

I disagree

Republicans do not loose because of evolution, gay marriage or meanness they loose because they are the party of small government that always grows the government bigger.

He said the same thing...cut

He said the same thing...cut spending and balance the budget and he will vote Republican.

"If you actually were the party of fiscal responsibility – you might win our votes despite your 13th century view of science!"

All his other complaints of the sterotypical Republicans are what the Democrats pound into you over and over again because they don't have a leg to stand on concerning the real issues.

Their propaganda program works and causes division and such anger that people are unable to listen to real stategists such as Ron Paul. They become close minded to the genuine Conservative solutions that would get us out of this mess.

"With enough of us, around the world, we’ll not just send a strong message opposing the privatization of knowledge — we’ll make it a thing of the past." ~ Aaron Swartz